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Why did the Easter bunny cross the road...?
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, March 26, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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NOTE! No actual bunnies were injured or killed in the making of this poem...;)

Why did the Easter bunny cross the road…?


The Easter bunny did cross the road,

He did it right after the little toad,

The truck that hit him did not well for him bode,

But the toad from the other side did to him goad…


Many times he did so without consequence,

This time he did so in his own defense,

He did climb the rather ubiquitous fence,

Only to die from a truck so immense…


His eggs strewn over the highway,

Eaten by the vultures in a road kill buffet,

The colored eggs do remind one of a roadway bouquet,

Hopefully eaten will be all the eggs before they do decay…

          © ed ~ 3/26/05

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 3/28/2005

I don't know, he got run over before I found out the answer. LOL

Poor little bunny--all those cracked eggs...what a mess!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :) LOLOL You, my friend, are nuts. :)
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader) 3/27/2005
Oh well, so much for getting to the other side. Be vewwy vewwy quiet...

Bob H
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/26/2005
Just look at Andy..splatting brutal and sooooooo hungry he will even eat a easter bunny???

Shame on you Andy..that Wabbit looks really splattered....wonder who the bloody driver of that truck might lies okay....tell the truth....did daddy take that whisky on Ice?????

Awwwwwwwww....tears on my bloody lip again!!

Love Tinky;(
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 3/26/2005
LOLOLOLOLOLOL... You got dat wabbit..Least the eggs are ok..Not.

Wabbit stew for Easter..Yummy..
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 3/26/2005
I agree that the poor little bunny got squished. I like bunnies and have a family in my front yard.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 3/26/2005
Now come on Ed, maybe if you didn't run the bunny over.......the eggs might of been yours instead of Rufuz's this you will never know ;-)
Reviewed by Steve Patterson 3/26/2005
hey, you wanted easter eggs, you gottem'.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/26/2005
poor little bunny; he should have looked before he hopped across the he is all squished, and his eggs are history! cute write; well done! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

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