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Easter BASKET case
by Ed Matlack
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Easter BASKET case…


 


No anti-depressants do work for this bunny,


His attitude is less of late than sunny,


Can’t can he deal with the mounting pressure,


Maybe in his job of delivery he does need a refresher…


 


Packs them after they are painted,


He does this so well perhaps he should be sainted,


He hopes as do we the eggs they are not tainted,


If that were the case, with a lawyer he would become acquainted…


 


Oh my, who would sue the cute little bunny?


Just to make a bit of spending money,


Hope you did find this poem just a bit funny,


Today my cup does runneth over with museful writes,


Damn it is messy and like broken eggs so runny…


          © ed ~ 3/26/05

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Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Eastertime comeing again, hope you are in infinity and enjoying it with that special one.
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Yeah, but how can this be funny and make so much sense at the same time? I appreciate it.

Bob H
Reviewed by Steve Patterson
cute. liked the rhyme.
TX
Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Lol, a good laugh is always a needed outlet. Good one, ED! ~Z~
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Do you have that Shrinks number???

I need one after reading you today...sighhhh..no mercey for little bunnies huh???

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Tell him to stop mixing-my-toasties.(Myxomatosis) and he'll get better..
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Wired-up bunny needs a shrink. I know one that Santa Claus uses, and he is reasonable.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
easter bunny burnout?? seems that is what the poor bunny has...cute write and the pic is too adorable! thanks for sharing your "egg"cellent write; well done, eddie!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
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