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· Carrboro Poetica

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· Spinning Straw: the Jeff Apple Story

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· Courting Able

· Amnesty International Pressing for More Anti-Rape Legislation

· Bullying has no Place in a Democracy

· Calling Dr. Mengele, Calling Dr. Mengele

· Show and Tell by Karen Vanderlaan - Review

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· Courage in Patience by Beth Fehlbaum -- a Review

· Heart Attack Symptoms Differ for Men and Women -- Read and Share!

· If you Have Been Kidnapped or Abducted --A Letter from Someone who Cares

· RICO for Kids - Help Missing Children, U.S.A.

· Reason to Celebrate! {re O N E's impact re suffering in Africa}

· Listen to Your Muse, Then get up an' do Your Thing

· Poem an Inside Job

· Vicks, Flannel, and Great Expectations?

· Rumor January 19, two Thousand Thirteen

· Snow Night with Bird

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· Fought Tooth and Nail, I Know You {for Ellie}

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  Happy Birthday, Mr. Pres-i-dent {to Peroxide}
by Phyllis Jean Green
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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     Happy Birthday, Mr. Pres-i-dent
                   {to Peroxide}

My ta-ta’s don’t ta-ta,  my aches got pains,
my body is road-tracked head to toe.
My varicose veins got varicose veins.
But my hair looks like Marilyn Monroe’s.

My man tells me he is over the hill.
I  can’t hear, and my kids are getting old.
My hobby is going from chill to chill.
But my hair is like  Marilyn Monroe’s.

I won’t be asked to pose for Playboy.
I run out of wind when I touch my toes.
I have trouble with the keys on wind-up toys.
But my hair fries like Marilyn Monroe’s.

I keep forgetting where I put my specs
and I can’t see the end of my nose.
Think I care?   Heck,
I found a wig like Marilyn Monroe’s !

(c)  Phyllis Jean Green



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Reviewed by Sherry Heim
Ha Ha! Pea, this is priceless. No matter what, we can always perk ourselves up with a new do. Gotta love being a girl!
Take care,
Reviewed by Emeka Nwogu
I can't say more than already said. Funny.

Reviewed by Paul Williams
LOL, at least you don't look like Marilyn Manson...loved it Phyllis.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
I keep forgetting where I put my specs
and I can’t see the end of my nose.

I seem to have that same problem these days!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

LOLOLOLOL too hard to reveiw--o, I can relate (all except the hair). Too damn funny--thank you for my laughs for the YEAR!~ A keeper--

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :) Still laughing--WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Thanks for sharing this witty humorous offering, Phyllis. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Sue Hess
i wish i had been born with her legs...but i'd take the hair
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
cute write, sweetpea; thanks for sharing!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by john zimmerman
got a good laugh from this

nice write

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Okay and this is why I said we are members of the Aids society, hearing aids, rolaids, see and eye aids, home health aides.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Thanks for the funny start to my day and the look ahead for us in the younger set...but not much younger, I am afraid...hope you can read this without your specs...? Ed & rufuz
Reviewed by Marcia Duning (Reader)
Great, Pod. Made my day
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