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  Happy Birthday, Mr. Pres-i-dent {to Peroxide}
by Phyllis Jean Green
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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     Happy Birthday, Mr. Pres-i-dent
                   {to Peroxide}

My ta-ta’s don’t ta-ta,  my aches got pains,
my body is road-tracked head to toe.
My varicose veins got varicose veins.
But my hair looks like Marilyn Monroe’s.

My man tells me he is over the hill.
I  can’t hear, and my kids are getting old.
My hobby is going from chill to chill.
But my hair is like  Marilyn Monroe’s.

I won’t be asked to pose for Playboy.
I run out of wind when I touch my toes.
I have trouble with the keys on wind-up toys.
But my hair fries like Marilyn Monroe’s.

I keep forgetting where I put my specs
and I can’t see the end of my nose.
Think I care?   Heck,
I found a wig like Marilyn Monroe’s !

(c)  Phyllis Jean Green



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Reviewed by Sherry Heim 5/21/2005
Ha Ha! Pea, this is priceless. No matter what, we can always perk ourselves up with a new do. Gotta love being a girl!
Take care,
Reviewed by Emeka Nwogu 4/1/2005
I can't say more than already said. Funny.

Reviewed by Paul Williams 3/31/2005
LOL, at least you don't look like Marilyn Manson...loved it Phyllis.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/30/2005
I keep forgetting where I put my specs
and I can’t see the end of my nose.

I seem to have that same problem these days!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 3/29/2005

LOLOLOLOL too hard to reveiw--o, I can relate (all except the hair). Too damn funny--thank you for my laughs for the YEAR!~ A keeper--

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :) Still laughing--WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 3/29/2005
Thanks for sharing this witty humorous offering, Phyllis. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Sue Hess 3/29/2005
i wish i had been born with her legs...but i'd take the hair
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/29/2005
cute write, sweetpea; thanks for sharing!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by john zimmerman 3/29/2005
got a good laugh from this

nice write

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 3/29/2005
Okay and this is why I said we are members of the Aids society, hearing aids, rolaids, see and eye aids, home health aides.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/29/2005
Thanks for the funny start to my day and the look ahead for us in the younger set...but not much younger, I am afraid...hope you can read this without your specs...? Ed & rufuz
Reviewed by Marcia Duning (Reader) 3/29/2005
Great, Pod. Made my day
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