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Dolphin on Porpoise
by Ronald W. Hull

Sunday, April 03, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Reviewed by Denise Edwards 4/7/2005
lol! Great!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 4/5/2005
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 4/4/2005
You are talking my language here, Ronald! My college tutors have not been successful so far in weaning me off the need to "play" with language like a dolphin... perhaps I am related to Groucho Marx somewhere along the line... just imagine HIS eyes staring back at you from a cold plate, the eyebrows still twitching! :)) Kate xx
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 4/4/2005
"Just needed to make this poem longer" Love it!
Reviewed by jude forese 4/3/2005
i once ate a poem on purpose ... it tasted pretty good ...
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 4/3/2005
Shame on you, eating dolphin, this poem may get a visit from the do know how eating fish is good brain food, right? Also, I will have to send you a picture of real dolphin, rather than what I think is Beluga or actually Maui Maui as you stated...either way I got a good laugh out of this offering and enjoyed as I do all your writes...Ed
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 4/3/2005
"I once ate a dolphin on porpoise."

Aha, Ronald! You've been playin around in my brain, eh? (grin) I read that opening line and sailed on with all switches turned ON. You are a wise, intelligent, openly irreverent "treat" of a friend. How lovely to know you are also certifiably loony! Wheeeeeeee... this was fun! katy xox
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/3/2005
Well at least the poem served its porpoise!;-) Ron
it was a delight, and i'm still smiling!;-)

Reviewed by A PAX 4/3/2005
lol that was cute!
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 4/3/2005
Ya just gotta hate it when that spark of inspiration just doesn't carry enough punch to make up a complete poem. This is a very clever recovery and gave me a good laugh, Ron. I am not much for eating fish, but Mahi-Mahi is one I can tolerate. They do say it is a "Dolphin-Fish" and not a mammal at all, but it also has made me feel guilty when eating it, just in case they are not really telling me the truth.
Take care,
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/3/2005

afis is a fish is a dish!!

Big Bad Fush!!

Love Tinka!!

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