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Ed Matlack

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SEX
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, April 03, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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A GOLDEN OLDIE, WORTH REPOSTING/REPEATING...!

Not hungry,


                   Not homeless,


                                Will work             for SEX!                                                       


   ed ~ 4/3/05

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Reviewed by Dave Harm
I can just picture you in front of a K-Mart or Wal-Mart... little old ladies riding back and forth
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
Ok, I have some windows I can't see out of and would you mind taking out the trash? Also, the bathroom mirror could use some Windex... oh, and the floors are sticky. See those 14 pans soaking? Nevermind the smell... use the scrubber and here's a face mask for the stinky ones.

Oops... it's just a poem, right? em... hmmmm... Nevermind!! (grin) katy xox
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Ed,

LOL--where's Rene when you need her?? Please tell me you're still together.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Good boy!!

Bad attitude!!

;p!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Sue Hess
how could i pass up a title like that...and the message....do you have to work online for online sex?
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Okay and this gave me a smile.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..............................ha
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
The sign of my life.

Ron
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
Funny Ed. Made me laugh right away. Thanks for the laugh! G
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