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by Ed Matlack

Sunday, April 03, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Not hungry,

                   Not homeless,

                                Will work             for SEX!                                                       

   ed ~ 4/3/05

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Reviewed by Dave Harm 4/9/2005
I can just picture you in front of a K-Mart or Wal-Mart... little old ladies riding back and forth
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 4/9/2005
Ok, I have some windows I can't see out of and would you mind taking out the trash? Also, the bathroom mirror could use some Windex... oh, and the floors are sticky. See those 14 pans soaking? Nevermind the smell... use the scrubber and here's a face mask for the stinky ones.

Oops... it's just a poem, right? em... hmmmm... Nevermind!! (grin) katy xox
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/6/2005

LOL--where's Rene when you need her?? Please tell me you're still together.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/4/2005
Good boy!!

Bad attitude!!


Love Tinka
Reviewed by Sue Hess 4/3/2005
how could i pass up a title like that...and the you have to work online for online sex?
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 4/3/2005
Okay and this gave me a smile.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/3/2005
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 4/3/2005
The sign of my life.

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 4/3/2005
Funny Ed. Made me laugh right away. Thanks for the laugh! G

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