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I Am the Center of the Universe
by Ed Matlack

Monday, April 04, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Yes, I AM!

The center of my universe,

Possibly because I write in verse,

Possibly because I am occasionally terse…


A universal sort of guy am I,

I try to for you never to lie,

Though there are those times,

I cannot help myself, I cannot explain why…


I enjoy the humorous,

As you already know,

My comical writes are quite numerous,

If you enjoy them or not, I don’t give a rot,

For I am the center of the universe, that being my spot…

        © ed ~ 4/3/05

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Reviewed by Tova Gabrielle 4/15/2005
that being my spot.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/6/2005

THERE you are! Hard to see amid all the floodwaters :)

Glad you're safe and around to amuse and educate us with your delightful writes--I bow to you, sir. :)

And your lovely pooch, Rufuz *WOOF!*

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 4/5/2005
Hmmm Candains don't quite show up......but we are there........makes you wonder what where up to :-)

I always knew you where a universal type guy :-)
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson 4/4/2005
Hahaha! Good for you!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/4/2005
I know .....ain't we all?

O' I wonder which country is really the center of the universe on your "Flat map" Huh, huh, huh?

i live right at the bottom in that very lowest brightspot in Africa...not the big on....the tiny little one rigggggggght at the end!!

A downer huh???

Love Tinky
Reviewed by William Bonilla 4/4/2005
You go guy
you are who you are
no one can take that away
from you
Bravo! on your write ...Ed

William ....Peace Brother
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