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Never bother a Poet
In the middle of her poeting -
Because she might stab you with her pen
Or sic her pit Muse on you.

Never bother a Poet
With something mundane or trivial -
Unless it's a real emergency
Or manuscript acceptance.

Never bother a Poet
With suggestions of she needs a break -
There are no vacations when one writes
And forget about days off.

Never bother a Poet
Unless you have a secret death wish -
I wouldn't do that if I were you...
That is asking for trouble.

Never bother a Poet
With an offer for outrageous sex -
It's been so long, she's forgotten how
And she's embarrassed by that.

Never bother a Poet
And do not think of cleaning her words -
She knows which meter and rhyme they're in -
God help you if they're misplaced.

Never bother a Poet
Who is under a lot of duress -
Don't push her over the edge of verse -
You'll regret it forever.

Never bother a Poet -
Never, EVER bother a Poet -
I did that once, and now look at me...
I whistle poems through my arse.

(c) 2005, Karla Dorman.

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Reviewed by Kathleen Herrick
Loooool!!! I'll be laughing all the way to the "arse"nal in the closet... or wherever it is that poets go to get relief.
Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Classic Karla! I love it!
It fits you, perfectly!
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain

Grand art; grand purr-fection of a write ... loved this!!

Blessings my friend,

Reviewed by jude forese
this is fantastic! ... poetic anger and humor combined most effectively ...
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen
ROFLOL, I love this Karla
God Bless
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
You got it...splendid write Karla..

Peace and love, Carole
Reviewed by Sue Hess
great karla, this is excellent
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
"Never bother a Poet
Unless you have a secret death wish"

Love Tinka
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
But Make Sure You Do Bother a Blow-It....

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
Good one to ponder on Karla. I should let my wife read this because she always interrupts me while I'm writing. I ignore her because at times I be into it. She gets a little angry. G
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
So who is THE poet on the Den? Thats right, you are Mz Karla...Ed
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Karla your sense of humor is fantastic! A unique and superb
creation poet Dorman!;-)Keep writing like this and I'll have to stand in line for an autograph!

Reviewed by Sherry Heim
Very funny, Karla...Made me laugh out loud with the sex lines...way too funny!!
Take care,
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

This is absolutely hiLARious! That, what a wacky sense of "muse"ical humor!! Too funny; but very well executed! BRAVA; you are SMOKIN'!! BRAVA!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D *grins*
Reviewed by john zimmerman

you are getting fiesty!
send you cruising more often,
we must

good write


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