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Poetus Interruptus
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Sunday, April 24, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Never bother a Poet
In the middle of her poeting -
Because she might stab you with her pen
Or sic her pit Muse on you.

Never bother a Poet
With something mundane or trivial -
Unless it's a real emergency
Or manuscript acceptance.

Never bother a Poet
With suggestions of she needs a break -
There are no vacations when one writes
And forget about days off.

Never bother a Poet
Unless you have a secret death wish -
I wouldn't do that if I were you...
That is asking for trouble.

Never bother a Poet
With an offer for outrageous sex -
It's been so long, she's forgotten how
And she's embarrassed by that.

Never bother a Poet
And do not think of cleaning her words -
She knows which meter and rhyme they're in -
God help you if they're misplaced.

Never bother a Poet
Who is under a lot of duress -
Don't push her over the edge of verse -
You'll regret it forever.

Never bother a Poet -
Never, EVER bother a Poet -
I did that once, and now look at me...
I whistle poems through my arse.

(c) 2005, Karla Dorman.

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Reviewed by Kathleen Herrick 5/2/2005
Loooool!!! I'll be laughing all the way to the "arse"nal in the closet... or wherever it is that poets go to get relief.
Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang 4/27/2005
Classic Karla! I love it!
It fits you, perfectly!
Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 4/26/2005

Grand art; grand purr-fection of a write ... loved this!!

Blessings my friend,

Reviewed by jude forese 4/25/2005
this is fantastic! ... poetic anger and humor combined most effectively ...
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 4/25/2005
ROFLOL, I love this Karla
God Bless
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 4/25/2005
You got it...splendid write Karla..

Peace and love, Carole
Reviewed by Sue Hess 4/25/2005
great karla, this is excellent
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/24/2005
"Never bother a Poet
Unless you have a secret death wish"

Love Tinka
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 4/24/2005
But Make Sure You Do Bother a Blow-It....

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 4/24/2005
Good one to ponder on Karla. I should let my wife read this because she always interrupts me while I'm writing. I ignore her because at times I be into it. She gets a little angry. G
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 4/24/2005
So who is THE poet on the Den? Thats right, you are Mz Karla...Ed
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/24/2005
Karla your sense of humor is fantastic! A unique and superb
creation poet Dorman!;-)Keep writing like this and I'll have to stand in line for an autograph!

Reviewed by Sherry Heim 4/24/2005
Very funny, Karla...Made me laugh out loud with the sex lines...way too funny!!
Take care,
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/24/2005

This is absolutely hiLARious! That, what a wacky sense of "muse"ical humor!! Too funny; but very well executed! BRAVA; you are SMOKIN'!! BRAVA!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D *grins*
Reviewed by john zimmerman 4/24/2005

you are getting fiesty!
send you cruising more often,
we must

good write



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