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Muse Gone Mad
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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i'm writing as fast as i can -
i'm sorry it's not fast enough
it isn't easy with a cast -

(reams of paper were slidin so
rapidly under my hands, i
panicked - my pen couldn't keep up -
and so i touched my finger to
the conveyer belt of poems
to slow it down it down a little bit
and was dragged the machine -
it chewed me up and spit me out
spinnin ink all over the shop
and all my Muse could do was laugh)

i need a restraining order -
this frenetic pace she's been on
is gonna be the death of me

(c) 2005, by Karla Dorman.

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Reviewed by Carole Mathys 4/27/2005
I find long walks or just pushing away form the computer....helps
Great write Karla...

Peace and love, Carole
Reviewed by Paul Williams 4/27/2005
Lol Karla, I was find unplugging the machine helps...she's not so bad, I'd say your muse realises your potential only too well. She sure makes you produce some outstanding work.

Reviewed by Alexandra* OneLight*® Authors & Creations 4/27/2005
No, no, no, absolutely not! You are hereby under order of... unrestraint, lol! Oh, blessed be your Muse! :0)
with many {{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 4/27/2005
She sure is a hard task-master, the little Minx!! Like most of us women, perhaps, I have to admit it can seem a little like "all or nothing" sometimes! LOVE the kooky relationship you have with your Boss, Karla!! She's good to you - and you to her, though, with the stuff that she "dictates" to your fingers. Mine is dyslexic, actually, and my fingers are left-handed, so can you imagine the time it takes to write and correct all my reviews????!!! LOL Kate xx
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/26/2005
You can always use mu colt 49..but I am afraid you have to use more bullets left!!

Work well on anything...even two or four legged pigs!!

Burns like hell without the kill....just replaces respect!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 4/26/2005
I know a hit man...he will do your muse in, cheap...! ;) Ed
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen 4/26/2005
Master Poet Karla Dorman, the World's Lady of Lights, you've made me smile, and hunger for the feeling of being You.

Muse will never kill, she loves you, and through you others, too much. She knows your capacity for life will not fail Her self, or Yourself.

Always, with respect, I remain your student.

Erin Elizabeth Kelly-Moen

Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/26/2005
Aren't you the Klever Karla however, i hope in future
you keep out of kasts;-) slow down you'll enjoy it more!

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 4/26/2005
I like this one Karen and that happens sometimes to me, only problem is that it took me almost two months to get over the fast pace. Haha.
Reviewed by Sue Hess 4/26/2005
too cool...i loved this
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 4/26/2005
Excellent as always
God Bless
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 4/26/2005

Oh, HO, so I was the inspiration behind this wacky poem?? THANKS! LOL (I don't kow if I should be glad or mad! LOL) Still, a fun write; well done! BRAVA!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your (prolific) twin, Karen Lynn. :D

LOL at Jerry's review~
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 4/26/2005
Hey! Pssst. I gotta nine millimeter with the serial number filed off, give ya a good deal on it.
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