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Ranting and Raving
by Ed Matlack
Friday, April 29, 2005
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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I cannot today write enough, but to work I must go, will leave you with this one, so...

Ranting & raving…


Panting and waving,

Trying to get your attention,

But you and I must be in a different dimension,

We screw with you on top but even then,

We both seem to be hanging in suspension…


Turned on and turned loose,

You say my organ does remind you,

Of the neck attached to a goose,

Long and thick you say it is,

Does not take much for you to me too seduce…


Tuned in and again turned on,

After sex with me I hate to see what you do spawn,

Most likely two heads and a tail,

Either way it will be a creature quite ugly,

That is a conclusion that is quite far and away foregone…

        © ed ~ 4/29/05

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/29/2005
No reply!!

Or I will be in the dogbox for!!

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Reviewed by Sue Hess 4/29/2005
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