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Jan needs a Man
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson

Saturday, April 30, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just being silly. Hope this doesn't offend any Jan's.
My daughter, hee, hee, "A girl Yoda?"
Art by me. Hope all here are well.

Jan is just an old rock-in-roll fan

she has a problem catching a man

this girl will get one any way she can

She wound up with an over cooked tan

so she sprayed herself vigorously with Pam

now she has a fragrance of burnt ham

she’s even cooling her body with her fan

her odor floating around the neighborhood has caused an air pollution ban

She had a blind date with a man

but she found out his heart belongs to a fellow named Sam

Jan’s appearance is just fine from a moving van

Jan just can’t understand

She sleeps all day, and at night roams the land

looking for a Fred, a Bob, an Ed, or even a Dan

She wouldn’t care if he were as skinny as a rubber band

or if he were as fat as a beached whale span

Sadly, no man wants to hold her hand

She met a guy named Ron, but he just turned around and ran

Poor Jan just placed her ear phones in and listened to her favorite rock band

then she dug a hole and stuck her head in the sand.

Ron Axelson
© 4/30/05

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Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 5/11/2006
Ah, Sketchman, this one cracked me up.
Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G 9/25/2005
I needed these smilessssssssss-- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh- Thanks Ron- Kewl pict. too-- Your alot of fun to hang with, I can see- and feel- have a WArm and Inspiring night- Warmly and Sweetly,Sheeeoxo
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 7/16/2005
you have a wonderful sense of humor. I liked this a lot
Reviewed by Janet Caldwell 7/2/2005
Quit telling stories about me, I had planned a movie for this. hee hee. This is very good and you have grown so much over the years. Happy 4th!

Janny xoxoxo
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 6/28/2005
Lolololol ... Ron, you are terrible!! I love the flow and the rhyming - and especially the humour!!

God bless,

Reviewed by Saundra Washington D.D. 6/19/2005
Loved the humor. This poem is like a juicy piece of porterhouse steak and I devoured every ounce of it.
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 6/18/2005
You are one clever poet/artist, lovely Ron. Recurring rhyme and infectious rhythm are my 'cup O tea' and this was a huge feast of fun. I enjoyed every bit of it! Yum! (grin) katy xox
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 6/1/2005
Aaaaawwwww! Poor Jan! Hope she'll find her man very soon. I like those claw feet, heeeeheeee!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)
Reviewed by George Carroll 5/31/2005
Fantastic pic & poem, full of humor and great rhyme, from the master sketch artist himself.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/23/2005
Yoda, yoda, yoda! My ex went by Jan, and of course, you know who I am. Spam I am, green eggs and ham.

Reviewed by Lynn Barry 5/9/2005
You area a crack up...I LOVE IT!
you are the man! oops I rhymmed with JAN...cuzz that was the plan.
Reviewed by andrea coltman 5/7/2005
Great humourous write Ron, best wishes Andrea
Reviewed by Robin Labenberg 5/7/2005
Ron why did you run may have been the ever had. Dirty mind you have my friend. I meant kiss of ya..Robin
Reviewed by William Bonilla 5/5/2005
Another Funny one
thanmks for sharing ..Ron

William ......Peace
Reviewed by Lori Moore 5/4/2005
Thanks for the laugh!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/3/2005

this is a hoot, you are too much, sketchman! LOL well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your tx. friend, karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/2/2005

LOL--laughing too hard to review--I know one Jan--my stepmom. I'm sure she'd see the humor in this one--too cute!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT (and you)

(((((HUGS))))), Karla. :)
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 5/2/2005
Oh Ron, this was so funny, love the sketch!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 5/1/2005
You have a wonderful sense of humor. Love the artwork too.
How ya been, sugar?

Reviewed by Kate Clifford 5/1/2005
LOL this is funny :-)
Reviewed by Birdie Houston 5/1/2005
LOL!!!!! OH My GOODNESS poor Jan what a hill of laughs loved it! Just loved it !!!!!!!
Reviewed by jude forese 5/1/2005
always luv your humor, Ron ...
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 4/30/2005
i like this
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 4/30/2005
Thank you for the big grin. Great art too! ~~Nordette
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 4/30/2005
Your artwork is amazing as always and this poem is so cute. Nothing like a little bit of daddy goading on poor sweet Jan. I bet she does just fine...unless she keeps looking at Mr. Wrong and mistakes him for Mr Right.
Take care,
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/30/2005
Ron, Fantastic poem and art! I love the way you
did the art truly gifted thou art!;-)

smooooooooooooooch!luv ya!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 4/30/2005
Rufuz says he could use a Jan,
Specially one with nails like that that jam,
Rufuz too does like the looks of Jan,
He says he would never of Jan, ban,
Neither would he mind an Ann or a Joann,
As long as it is not a man,
Therein he would draw the line,
Hopefully of Rufuz, Jan would be a fan...Rufuz (w00f) & ed
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 4/30/2005
Great pic and complementary verses that go well together, Ron. Thank you for sharing your talents. Love and peace. Regis
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 4/30/2005
Okay Ronny this is....or is it?

Nevermind...did you ran thats why you became so scares on AD??

Oh Give me music,moozeek...or plane musesick...better than an

overheated fan!!

Not cool but hot trouble!!

Love Tinky ~ SmooooOOOOooooCha

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