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Chinese ... Take-Out!
by Sandra S Corona
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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Opposites attract! Wong and Barbie Huang both love Chinese ... take-out!

Chinese ... Take-Out
(This is done in jest and not meant to offend anyone.)

Wong Huang ... Egg Rolled Kung Pao Chicken,
Cashew Chicken, Mar Far Chicken--
Shrimp! Crab Pops Cantonese Chow Mein.
Chicken Curry (with noodles) wane.
Won Ton Soup lifted Side of Fried Rice.
Beef Peapod Chow Yuk ... chucked. Not nice!

Barbie Q'd Pork, Egg Flowered Soup.
Moo Goo Gai Pan ... yesterdays' ... scoop!
Dim Sum light General Tso Pork,
Sweet & Sour Spare Ribs ... for the dork!
Egg's Foo Young ... is quite refreshing ...
but the hot tea keeps her flushing.

Wong and Barbie Huang love wee sprouts--
they prefer Chinese---there's no doubt.
They found their fortune in cookies
in a restaurant (Chinese).
Ate too many peppers, both ran
all the way to China's mainland.

Barb delivers Wong Huangs' wee sprout
as she screams, "It's Chinese ... take-out!"

copyright 2005 Sandra S. Corona
"Idie Claire" (people are funny :)

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Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G
Chinese YUmmm... Egg Foo Young!
Love this smiling write from ear to ear Sandie (Corona, aren't you the lucky one, did you go to court to get it changed) LOL
Warmest Blessings, Light and Love, Warrior Purple Lady Sweet Sheooxoo

STay Positive!
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
Hello Sandie, I went in this chinese resturant and asked what a mediterranian sandwich was. The little chinese man said sheep. I looked at him and said SHEEP! He shouted, don't worry I didn't catch it. fun piece
Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Made me hungry
The last parts... LOL
Absolutely You!!! (c:)
Thanks for another big smile Sandy
This is great!
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
I really like Chinese, every month or so..
Cute write Sandra.....
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