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The right hand knows not whom the left hand is wooing
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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The right hand knows not whom the left hand is wooing…


One hand on the self,

The right as the left is playing with the elf,

The right is in orgasm creation,

The left is running into a great deal of frustration…


Can’t without the third leg do any screwing,

He has to participate but for now doesn’t rise to the occasion,

Writing it down like this could be his undoing,

He is slowly rising, that’s right he is accruing…


The right hand does work to excite,

While the left watches in delight,

Sometimes the left gets its chance,

Takes a lot it seems for the self, his fire to ignite…


With the fire lit,

No longer can the left stop,

He has gotten the self to commit,

Now it takes little to make the third leg stand up and spit…

       © ed ~ 5/4/05

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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 5/4/2005
Oh you are bad Ed but you do so make me laugh.
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 5/4/2005
When I awoke this morning, I looked at my hand and said,"Damn, you were good last night." The hand replied (in ASL), "Wait until you see what Ed has to say."
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 5/4/2005
I could pretend I dont' understand this so any male reviewers will think I'm pure as the driven snow, but considering I grew up in New Orleans and now live in Jersey, who would buy that? I like your grit and wit, Ed. ~~Nordette
Reviewed by Sue Hess 5/4/2005
stand up and take a bow ed
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/4/2005
Oh boy...this is so thought provoking it boggles the eyes and it drips of the!!

Haunting picture thoough!!

Love Tinka
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