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I am not Rufuz
by Ed Matlack
Friday, May 06, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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So what if that is not a Mercedes, I am a dog, what do I know from cars...?

I am not a BI-Sexual…by Rufuz


I live alone with dad,

But don’t be sad,

He treats me just fine,

But with one thing I draw the line,

No sex do I have with people,

I only with other dogs allow to grow my steeple…J


Dad never does me admonish,

He tells me to get my thing well polished,

The bitches all say that I do them astonish,

Dad does want me to become more for the ladies embellished…J


He has sent me to this school,

No not the one without a pool,

I am trained to sit up and beg on a stool,

For biscuits, cookies & the ladies I am always ready to act so cool…J


For the ladies,

I do pull up in my Mercedes,

I try not to lie, as I don’t want to go to Hades,

But darn if the ladies don’t make me be bad,

Women, you can’t live with them and you can’t live without what I just had…J

                    © Rufuz ~ 5.06.05   (& ed)

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/11/2005

Good boy. :) You're all male. :)

An excellent write--well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 5/8/2005
Absolutely hilarious! Obviously, Ruffie, hilarity is genetic and your dad has passed his to you, by natural birthrite? How grand, indeed!

"I only with other dogs allow to grow my steeple…J"

I love that line... a bit irreverent, a touch of immodesty, but what the heck. When you have such a brilliant and straightforward telling, you need to break some rules. (Does this mean you are no longer a virgin, which your dad has advertised all over the den in the past, you poor thing... sigh) Ah, well... polish it up to a nice shine and may the better "bitch" win. I'm thinking Pulitzer, how 'bout you? Wheeeeeeeeee Auntie katy xox
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 5/7/2005
Okay Rufuz and I hope the poodle was worth it or at least fun.
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 5/7/2005
Oh Rufuz, 'fess up. You engage in buy-sexuality but the legal tender is Scooby snacks.
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 5/7/2005
Very creative entertaining rhyming piece Ed, you out did yourself with this. At the expense of Rufus. G
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/7/2005
Your Dad would still love you, even if you were Bi-Sexual, Rufuz - but it's always good to draw lines.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/7/2005
Good write Guys!!

Good to Stray -ed

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci 5/6/2005
Ha! So now I know how the comparison originated? lmao!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 5/6/2005
Thank you for sharing the humor, Ed. My best regards to you and to Rufuz. Love and peace. Regis
Reviewed by jude forese 5/6/2005
Rufuz is proabably like you Ed, a tri-sexual, that is he'll try anything sexual ... well almost anything ...
Reviewed by Lori Moore 5/6/2005
Cute write. Rufuz hasn't lost his touch.
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 5/6/2005
I don't get it, Ed. But the title, general flow, and picture made me crack up.

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