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Muse Abuse
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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A bit of silliness - enjoy!

The eternal struggle continues
To write the perfect poem -
My Thesaurus has blown a fuse 
I've gone through ten thousand pens -

My Muse lies there, gasping, on the floor
As I burn the midnight oil -
There are new words that must be explored
And so through the dark, I toil -

The trashcan's overflowing with rhyme
And less than perfect meter -
I promise that I'll get it NEXT time
And drink tea by the liter -

The eternal struggle continues
To write the perfect poem -
I shan't sleep again, nor will my Muse
'Long as there's poems to pen -

(c) 2005, by Karla Dorman.

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Reviewed by Cynth'ya 5/11/2005
Pens? Dollar Store; 100 for a buck 99 (smile)!
What gets me is that I never can find a pen at that right moment whenever I'm away from home. So anything that can be scribbled on becomes the victim of my muse (but not the walls of city hall-oh what I could write on those hypocritical bricks!)

blessin's Sis,
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 5/11/2005
Excellent write!
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine 5/11/2005
To the madness in all of us who write. Excellent poem. R
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 5/11/2005
This was great as always
God Bless
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 5/11/2005
Made me laugh out loud. good one Karla
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/11/2005
Another sleepless night well penned!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® 5/11/2005
You Go Girl!!!

Love & Light,
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 5/11/2005
Excellent Karla and my muse hides the fuses sometimes. Great form here though.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/11/2005

This is perfect, but how about PEN abuse?? LOL Well done; all poets can emphasize with this fun write! Well done; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Sue Hess 5/11/2005
you have the meter down perfectly...karla and that is a real struggle for poets, i'm sure everyone will agree
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