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Geo-Matriculatingly Challenged
by Katy L Walsvik
Friday, May 13, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Iím wrecked, all in tangles,
I feel like a square.
My ice cubes have melted
And I just donít care.

Iím going in circles,
Iíve tried all the angles
As from uneven barres,
Each participle dangles.

Octagons ate my words, so it seems.
Iím pent up and need to take five.
Perhaps I need to approach the right angle?
Oh, if only old Euclid were still alive.

Ö or Keats? Frost? Or lovely Ogden Nash. (grin)

5/13/05




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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/17/2005
Hell, I can't even say Matriculating, let alone pronounce it like yew do. ;-)

Ron
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 5/15/2005
Ice doesn't melt for talented (albeit short) Vikings.
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 5/14/2005
Katy the critics are always saying that to be successful an author or a poet needs to find their "voice." I know of no other poet who has done a better job at fulfilling this advice than you. Just as Jerry has said, no one can touch you at this kind of humor. You are indeed the First Lady of the double-entendre.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 5/14/2005
You have the gift of expressing serious thought through humor, Katy. Thank you for sharing this offering. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/14/2005
When my ice cubes melt, I drive north until I find more ice; stock up; and drive home - until they melt again. I should probably get a freezer, it would save lots of gas!
Reviewed by Patrick Talty 5/13/2005
To say that katy's lost the plot
Is really quite un-said-a-bull:
For me she hasn't...and will not;
The idea's quite incred-a-bull!
(Posthumous apologies to the great, late Ogden Nash)

I know the feeling, katy, but am unable to articulate it as potently as you have in this gem!

Pick up thy pen and write!
Love,
Patrick xxxxx

PS:
I'd be lost without Bob Frost;
Sadness retreats when I read Keats;
And my mind holds a meeting with my sense of hum-i-or
When reading Ogden's verses and finding myself transported to merrier from gloomier!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/13/2005
Hey, you got all of us, especially me, who needs Frost, Keats or even Mr. Nash...Ed
Reviewed by jude forese 5/13/2005
though this poem is written in a humorous vein it has a lot of serious wisdom to it and so i define it as neo-concentric humor ... it stimulates the total thought process and that inner funnybone ...
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 5/13/2005
Love it, Katy.

Elizabeth
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 5/13/2005
So clever, Katy. You have such a way with humorous poetry...The Den's very own Comedic Queen, you are. Loved this poem...love Ogden Nash too!!
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/13/2005
ahhhh Katy you witty lady,I see the
machinations of your brain equations
have caused flip of lid for Euclid
You're too wise I surmise!heehee ;-)

Love,
Eileen
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 5/13/2005
Aw, thank you for putting Ogden Nash in there with all the heavyweights. my kind of guy. If there wasn't a word for it, Ogden made one up. I see that you are carrying on the tradition. I don't hardly have the cajones to do that, seems a lot of us are like that these days. Nobody, and I mean nobody, can touch you with this kind of humor. Nobody.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/13/2005
Katy,

I'll third that delightful--LOL enjoyed this one

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 5/13/2005
Clever and as Karen said, delightful. A joy to read, Katy. ~~Nordette
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/13/2005
fun write, katy; thanks for sharing this delightful poem! very well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

i am vertically challenged, under 5' tall. just a shortie! LOL
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