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Puny bone...(fer Katy's challenge)
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, May 15, 2005
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I have no funny bone, sorry,
Best if I go with mati hari,
On an extended safari...

Puny bone…(fer Katy’s challenge)


 


Katy did ask,


For funny bones,


Making here no bones,


I know not how to be funny,


But I do have this bone that is quite puny…


 


Small it is and attached,


For the most part I think it is thatched,


Hair does hold it together,


With two friends that look as if they were hatched…


 


Anyway, this bone, while it may look quite funny,


Is altogether quite puny,


Small is an understatement,


The size does me quite torment,


Oh woe is me, I do hereby lament…


 


The lower part of my mirror,


I have blacked out, don’t want it clearer,


Have grown my gut, so no longer will I see it,


Try I do not to allow it to get to anyone nearer…


 


If you do as well have a bone that is puny,


Just turn around and show your mooney,


Some may say that both Katy and I are looney,


Better that than to be an orthodox sunni…


        © ed ~ 5/15/05


 

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/15/2005
Thanks for this very fine tuney!!

You met the challenge well!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 5/15/2005
More information than I wanted to know, Ed, but you made me laugh anyway. A fine response to Katy's Challenge.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/15/2005
Only those well endowed can joke about being puny
mr looney;-)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 5/15/2005
And you are right up there with the looney tunes that is. Funny Ed.



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