Now we know,
Even when the wind does blow,
Bears do sh** in the woods,
A toilet under their butts, yes below…
So this must also mean,
That the pope is actually catholic,
This, another question of the philosophical scene,
But what does the bear use on his butt to clean…?
Do we really want to know?
If then you really do, just to the bear go,
Ask him yourself, I value my life,
Though you had better arm yourself,
Possibly with an arrow and bow…
© ed ~ 5/16/05