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Mayonaise Sandwich at 3am
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Tuesday, May 17, 2005
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We all got our weird eating habits, which hops us like rabbits. This poem represents one of mine.

Just bread and mayo,
kraft real mayo,
oh my oooo!
Mayonaise sandwich at 3 am,
no meat, turkey or ham.

Kraft real mayo is fattening a bit,
but at the time,
I didn't give a sit.
I should really care,
because I have no more weight to spare.
Sleep walking to the refrigerator,
kraft mayo became the dictator.

I love kraft real mayonaise,
I could eat it for many a days.
Don't let me find an empty jar,
I'll go jump in my car.
Off to the store I go,
after some more kraft mayo.



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Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/18/2005
Mayo and peanut butter is a kickin' sandwhich in the early AM as well...Ed
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/17/2005
Yummy ....try Chilly Beef Aromat with it...even more yummy!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by E. Richardson 5/17/2005
hahaha....I liked this...and I like mayo sandwiches too. Well done, G.E.

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