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by Ed Matlack
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Prisons a bitch,

Especially if you’re a snitch,

Your butt cannot be stitched,

Better if you from straight switched…


In jail they give you a pail,

Better though than a nail,

That might hurt just a bit,

In jail you become a woman for a stronger male…


The day does eventually come,

You get released, then go and try to find some,

No longer are you happy with being on top,

So around your town for a top you must shop…

          © ed ~ 5/18/05

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/18/2005
you are freaking nuts, ed...but this is sooo funny! LOL well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D LOL
Reviewed by Dale Clark 5/18/2005
lol that picture in my mind is not pretty.
The T shirt is rich man oh man! Help us ;)
Reviewed by Paul Williams 5/18/2005
Lol Ed not having been there yet my butthole is the small one lol.

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 5/18/2005
funny as hell Ed. watch out for the tail, I mean jail house door. G
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/18/2005
I like your shirt....almost a polka-dot...hehehehe!!


Never bend in jail said Scott...or your ass will become a


Love Tinbka

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