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Where the term Butt Head came from
by Ed Matlack
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Almost self-explanatory...


Where the term Butt Head came from…


 


Do I need to explain?


How does he retain?


That position so insane,


Tried to get it out he did in vain…


 


Look at it this way,


Never does he need more than pants,


No shirts and especially no hats,


For all intents and purposes that’s where that’s at…


 


His wife did divorce him,


In a sideshow he does now exist,


Just near the fat lady with the beard,


He thinks in a museum he is revered,


No one has the heart to tell him, for even in a circus he is quite weird…


          © ed ~ 5/18/05

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Reviewed by Mr. Ed
This guy would make an excellent mate for Tinka's 'Titti-Monster' Lady!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Gawd almighty!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Now this is a TRUE STINKY..lol!!

Wow....!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Paul Williams
LOL Ed hehehe wonder how Beavis got his name lol...I need tee-pi for my bung hole lol.

Paul;-}
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
OWE!!!! Why would he want to? The things people do! LOL.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
now the question remains: how in the HECK is he going to get out of THAT one?? OUCH! LOL
Reviewed by Sue Hess
i think i've spent a good deal of my life in exactly that position, it isn't comfortable, let me tell you
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