AuthorsDen.com   Join (Free!) | Login  

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    eBOOKS new!     BOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    EVENTS    VIDEOS    GOLD    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  John DeDakis, iKen Coleman, iLiana Margiva, iJay Dubya, iBill Johnson, iKalikiano Kalei, iandrea coltman, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Ed Matlack

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages
· 5,629 Titles
· 42,738 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.




Featured Book
Meow's Way Redux
by Lucille lucil95783@aol.com

Redux adds more episodes to the original "Meow's Way."..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members


Featured Book
Ponderings - for those with failing eyesight
by Miller Caldwell

Poor eyesight? Larger print of Poems, Short Stories a diary and an appeal for children in Court...  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members



Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  2.  Historic storm a bust...
  3.  For Rent…Christmas Angel for Shoveling Sno
  4.  Finally looks like some significant snow i
  5.  It's All About Timing
  6.  Like His Mother Used To Do
  7.  If women had udders...!
  8.  Somebody Blinked
  9.  Pet Port A Potty
  10.  Halloween is Coming!
  11.  Nite Quill
  12.  I Want a Donut
  13.  Saving paper
  14.  Nuts
  15.  Naughty or Nice...
  16.  I Downloaded A Virus
  17.  The Golden Years...
  18.  I Am the Center of the Universe
  19.  The Land of Sandra Dee -- Anonymous author
  20.  Georgie Porgie





Where the term Butt Head came from
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Become a Fan

Recent poems by Ed Matlack
•  Update...
•  Historic storm a bust...
•  Finally looks like some significant snow is approaching…
•  It’s a human eat human world…
•  Sequestered...
           >> View all 5,604

Almost self-explanatory...


Where the term Butt Head came from…


 


Do I need to explain?


How does he retain?


That position so insane,


Tried to get it out he did in vain…


 


Look at it this way,


Never does he need more than pants,


No shirts and especially no hats,


For all intents and purposes that’s where that’s at…


 


His wife did divorce him,


In a sideshow he does now exist,


Just near the fat lady with the beard,


He thinks in a museum he is revered,


No one has the heart to tell him, for even in a circus he is quite weird…


          © ed ~ 5/18/05


Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!


Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/19/2005
This guy would make an excellent mate for Tinka's 'Titti-Monster' Lady!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 5/18/2005
Gawd almighty!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/18/2005
Now this is a TRUE STINKY..lol!!

Wow....!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Paul Williams 5/18/2005
LOL Ed hehehe wonder how Beavis got his name lol...I need tee-pi for my bung hole lol.

Paul;-}
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 5/18/2005
OWE!!!! Why would he want to? The things people do! LOL.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/18/2005
now the question remains: how in the HECK is he going to get out of THAT one?? OUCH! LOL
Reviewed by Sue Hess 5/18/2005
i think i've spent a good deal of my life in exactly that position, it isn't comfortable, let me tell you
Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.