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Three short thoughts
by Ed Matlack
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Three short thoughts…


It takes two to eat a mango…


Two does it take to scarf down a mango,

A smooth skinned fruit with a large hairy seed,

No way my stomach of hair does it need,

Perhaps to do so would be best while dancing a tango…



Washing your pot will never you soil…


Grown from a seed,

To fulfill some of man’s greed,

Don’t let me of you mislead,

To smoke of the weed,

Your head for a high does it feed…



Fake a stroll on the mild side…


Don’t really want to walk,

Would rather sit here and write than even talk,

No philosopher do I be nor a virologist like Salk,

Perhaps if I did as a child eat more chalk,

Should have just been born in the family of the hawk…

          © ed ~ 5/18/05



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Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 5/19/2005
Or is it three thought shorts?

Mango's, Heairy! I never noticed, was too busy woofing them down, ( no pun intended lol.

Im still around ED, just in a serious lull right now.
Love n hugs
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 5/19/2005
Everytime I have a short thought it is a fantasy with a nymphomaniacal pygmy.
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 5/19/2005
These were so cute Ed, very nice to read this morning!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/19/2005
Fascinating! And even more fascinating would be you and Rufuz, taking a walk on the wild side, eating mangoes, while doing a Tango together! I would pay to see that!!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/18/2005
Okay by eating a get high...and fly like a

hawk....interesting thoughts me thoughts!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 5/18/2005
perhaps eating more mangos will do the trick
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