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Coca-cola is best chilled, not shaken
by Ed Matlack
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Rated "R" by the Author.
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Coca-Cola is best chilled, not shaken…


There once was guy from Philly,

A news anchor or weatherman so silly,

No one knew he was at all frilly,

Till the day he did put a ferret name of Willy,

Up and into his anal cavity, no really…J


Apparently he did not learn his lesson,

Cause with toys and bottles he is still messin’,

Large lengths of meat and cheese he does use as well,

He finds them and buys only at the kosher delicatessen…J


He has this thing for Coke,

He drinks it a lot when he does take a toke,

Plastic bottles are no good, they break,

After he does get all high from the smoke,

He places it where the sun don’t shine,

Then gives himself a relaxing stroke…J

          © ed ~ 5/24/05

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Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 5/26/2005
I've always said Coke tasted better in a glass bottle, but not in that way!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/24/2005

OW. Pain lines!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *cringe* What if it broke??
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 5/24/2005
I started laughing at the title even before reading the poem! Lol! Then I read the poem ... ooh Ed!! Lol!! Lololololol! Haaa haaaa haaa ...

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 5/24/2005
Believe it or not Ed there was a woman who had sex with a Pepsi-Cola bottle, it was the damnest thing that I ever saw. Years ago in an ER. That was one that I did not write about yet until you mentioned it here. Said it was the only thing that satisfied her.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/24/2005
Par shitty station here...Never heard of a stinky coca-cola-OH BOY!!

Now I know EvErYtHiNg!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/24/2005

~Laffin' too hard to comment~

Reviewed by Sandra Corona 5/24/2005
Hey, Ed, this reminds me of an X-ray a hospital worker passed around ....
By the way, Scotty says, "Thanks for hanging on to the end!"
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