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Snotty Scotty
by Sandra S Corona

Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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It's snot that can think!

Snotty Scotty

Snotty Scotty, oozing goo,
wants to cling to someone new.
He's a drip, hasn't a clue,
that his buddies give folks flu.
Scot's apt to clutch our clothes,
bid time till he grabs our nose.

Snotty Scotty is naughty.
He thinks a tie is haughty
since Scot's from Cincinnati.
He's a blob, booger, waddy.
Scot hates to be blown apart ...
even boogers have a heart.

Snotty Scotty has issues:
prefer hanky's to tissues,
lives to drizzle, slide, run, ooze
seeing himself on new shoes.
You think he's shallow? He's deep--
barricades when we rest, sleep!

His Ma shout in rage, "Engaged--
that drop can't string e'en one page.
Son, choose a booger well-aged--
who leaves folks choking, a daze."

"Momma, she's ready to plop
little spittles of new snot."

Ma popped! "Swell ... Snotty Scotty!"

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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 5/26/2005
Okay and this has indeed made me smile.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/26/2005
laffin' too hard to comment...and that's "snot" no joke! LOL well done! :)
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 5/24/2005
Haaa haaa haaa ... I can't stop laughing ... my neighbours now really think I belong in the nut-house ... lol!

Sick but great, Sandra! Lol!

God bless,

Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/24/2005
And "THEY" call me sick...LOL! ;) Ed

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