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Snotty Scotty
by Sandra S Corona
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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It's snot that can think!

Snotty Scotty

Snotty Scotty, oozing goo,
wants to cling to someone new.
He's a drip, hasn't a clue,
that his buddies give folks flu.
Scot's apt to clutch our clothes,
bid time till he grabs our nose.

Snotty Scotty is naughty.
He thinks a tie is haughty
since Scot's from Cincinnati.
He's a blob, booger, waddy.
Scot hates to be blown apart ...
even boogers have a heart.

Snotty Scotty has issues:
prefer hanky's to tissues,
lives to drizzle, slide, run, ooze
seeing himself on new shoes.
You think he's shallow? He's deep--
barricades when we rest, sleep!

His Ma shout in rage, "Engaged--
that drop can't string e'en one page.
Son, choose a booger well-aged--
who leaves folks choking, a daze."

"Momma, she's ready to plop
little spittles of new snot."

Ma popped! "Swell ... Snotty Scotty!"

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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Okay and this has indeed made me smile.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
laffin' too hard to comment...and that's "snot" no joke! LOL well done! :)
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Haaa haaa haaa ... I can't stop laughing ... my neighbours now really think I belong in the nut-house ... lol!

Sick but great, Sandra! Lol!

God bless,

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
And "THEY" call me sick...LOL! ;) Ed
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