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Rufuz now wants top billing
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, May 26, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just look at him on my bed, waving me away...;(

Rufuz now wants top billing…


The doghouse I am in,

Rufuz did put me there, ain’t it a sin?

He says he wants top billing,

No longer can I write Ed & Rufuz,

I am holding back, I am most unwilling…L


He says no longer am I allowed to sleep in my bed,

My pillows and covers are only now for his head,

I have been relegated to the outside shed,

At least a roof and four walls I got,

But with the holes in the floor I share it,

With all the animals of Nature that I have in the past fed…J


They think Rufuz is being unreasonable,

Fortunately for now living out here in the spring it is quite seasonable,

And Rufuz will come around eventually,

Right now he is not so very amiable…L


So for now I will give in to his whims,

Since you all have given him great reviews,

His head has grown a percentage of ten-fold,

For now I can be nice, but if you know any hymns,

I would sing them for him,

Before I get to the point of breaking some of his limbs…J

        © ed ~ 5/27/05



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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 5/28/2005
Hmmmm... I don't think he's waving at you, EM... nope. I think he's just tired of all the paparazzi, constantly "dogging" him... Ahem! You know, like all the big stars. Poor thing... like Greta Garbo (or is it Marlena Dietrich?) he just 'vants to be alone, dahling'...

At least in the shed, you can plant veggies right in the floor... have your own little farmer's market... bugs and all. ICK! katy xox
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 5/27/2005
Oh my........maybe there was something in the steak I give him? :-)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/27/2005
Poor Ed,

You spoil 'em, ya gotta live with the results. LOL

You done good--at least RUFUZ! has a great home and loving master. Most dogs would be so fortunate--

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/27/2005
ha, ha! this is too adorable. RUFUZ is a star; he is going to get top billing if he keeps on doing adorable poses like that one in the pic! awwwww!! aDORable write, aDORable RUFUZ, aDORable you! well done, ED and RUFUZ!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie 5/27/2005
Ah, Rufuz is so cute! Ha ha..guess we know who is boss in that house! Excellent and so funny Ed,

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 5/27/2005
Adorable sweet chubby cuddly Rufuz looks like a master on your bed...I luuuuv it!!
Don't break anything yet he will let you in soon enough...before winter comes around!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by jude forese 5/27/2005
didn't Rufuz always have top billing? ;)
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 5/27/2005
I've sent Rufuz an e-mail about his new playmate. You are toast.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/27/2005
You should at least consider co-billing, you meanie. Rufuz does write half of your posts, and all the great teams had co-billing: Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello, Dino & Jerry, etc., etc.

Change your Bio Page to Rufuz & Ed, and I bet ole Rufuz lets you back in the house.
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson 5/26/2005
I noticed he still did not get top billing...hope the shed has air.

Hmmm...Ocracoke huh?
Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/26/2005
hurt rufuz and your mincemeat! Hey Ruffie Imwitchoo handsome, I love redhair and white bellies;-)and dogs that tell their masters where to go!(jk Ed)not;-)

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