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He Only Loves Me For My Words
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Friday, May 27, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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*grins* Feeling a bit cheeky today LOL

I wrote it as I got it--enjoy!

he only loves me for my words .
not because i am beautiful
(which i am) ...
he's infatuated with my
meter and the way i make love
to his ears
that is why he sticks around .

my burgeoning bosoms have no
appeal and neither do my hips
attract him -
i can drive him to orgasmic
climax with one word from my pen -
he shudders ,
then rolls over and goes to sleep .

he absolutely drives me nuts
with constant pleas to write poems
" just for him , "
to prove my faithfulness to him -
that boy is making me tired ...
DAMN tired ...
and one day , i'm gonna lose it .

it's no wonder Poets get drunk
and write mad stories of what REAL

love should be -
i mean , come on ... with love like this ,
who in the hell needs enemies ??
do other
Poets have to endure this crap ?

(c) 2005 , Karla Dorman .

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Reviewed by Vesna Vanessa 5/31/2005
BRILLIANT work!! I love this!!! YAY!!!!!!
right in the ball Karla..


Reviewed by Emeka Nwogu 5/28/2005
You, heeem. I just started laughing after reading this great offering.
I resonate with this tapestry!
Thank you.

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson 5/28/2005
Gee Karla, this is such a wonderfully, creative poem! I love it and the cute little logo too!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 5/28/2005

This is too funny; thank you for sharing this witty write! BRAVA! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 5/28/2005
You were truly inspired for this one, Karla. Well done. Thank you for sharing it. Amour et paix. Ton ami de la C-B, Canada. Régis
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/28/2005
he's infatuated with my
meter and the way i make love
to his ears

Now that truly sounds like true love to me!
Reviewed by jude forese 5/28/2005
we all get a taste of it once and while ... comes with the territory ... luv this poem ,it's gets down to the grit of it ...

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 5/28/2005
Holy Moly, Karla! This is drop-dead brilliant! Hilarious? No question. Never-been-done? A given, indeed. I hung on every line, every verse... I swear, I can read 'til my eyeballs fall out and my head spins, but this? This is something my eyes and my brain thank me for. This is nothing short of a poetic feast!

It's hands-down my favorite of yours so far and that's saying something! I'm keeping it... so I can turn to it when I have moments of thinking "it's all been done already..." You have inspired me, my dear. katy xox
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 5/28/2005
lol Karla, If it's words he's after, just hand him the Websters!
This was not only cute, but wildly entertaining!

Reviewed by Roger Ochs 5/28/2005
Hilarious. Now I have this image of a couple in bed and him saying, "Talk iambic pentameter to me."
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 5/27/2005
LOL I loved this
God Bless
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 5/27/2005
Hehehe. I like it!
Reviewed by Henry Stevens 5/27/2005
Karla, what a great poem. Henry
Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/27/2005
hahaha Great stuff Karla! You really made your points!;-)
you've got a true poets mind!

Reviewed by F William Broome 5/27/2005
This one is just plumb neat. Sweet and cuddly, and all the other good words between mate and mate. Guess, I'll just have to take your words for its content! - Bill
Reviewed by Dave Harm 5/27/2005
LOL... I wouldn't have it any other way...
Reviewed by Linda Hill 5/27/2005
I enjoyed this write Karla. Thanks for reviewing mine.:)

Reviewed by Felix Perry 5/27/2005
Good write and very mellow for bening such a dramatic spontaneous work.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 5/27/2005
My old woman don't kare much bout them thar words. Hell, she's a sex manic, yeah, that's whot she is. Sometimes she wonts ta doit once er twice times a goldarn month. Don't know whot I'm gonna do with her.
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 5/27/2005
Really Most Relationships Are Only Built Only On Useless Words Out Of I Want Not What I You Really Need_

Excellent Write On Right...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford 5/27/2005
LOL.......its amazing what a few careful placed words can do LOL.
Reviewed by Joyce Hale 5/27/2005
LOL Yes, they do sometimes, Karla! Good luck!

Reviewed by Dale Clark 5/27/2005
lol Yes they do!

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