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He Only Loves Me For My Words
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Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Friday, May 27, 2005
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*grins* Feeling a bit cheeky today LOL
I wrote it as I got it--enjoy!
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he only loves me for my words .
not because i am beautiful
(which i am) ...
he's infatuated with my
meter and the way i make love
to his ears
and that is why he sticks around .
my burgeoning bosoms have no
appeal and neither do my hips
attract him -
i can drive him to orgasmic
climax with one word from my pen -
he shudders ,
then rolls over and goes to sleep .
he absolutely drives me nuts
with constant pleas to write poems
" just for him , "
to prove my faithfulness to him -
that boy is making me tired ...
DAMN tired ...
and one day , i'm gonna lose it .
it's no wonder Poets get drunk
and write mad stories of what REAL
love should be -
i mean , come on ... with love like this ,
who in the hell needs enemies ??
do other
Poets have to endure this crap ?
(c) 2005 , Karla Dorman .
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| Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic |
5/31/2005 |
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BRILLIANT work!! I love this!!! YAY!!!!!!
right in the ball Karla..
{{hugs}}
Vesna* |
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| Reviewed by Emeka Nwogu |
5/28/2005 |
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Karla,
You, heeem. I just started laughing after reading this great offering.
I resonate with this tapestry!
Thank you.
Emeka |
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| Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson |
5/28/2005 |
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| Gee Karla, this is such a wonderfully, creative poem! I love it and the cute little logo too! |
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| Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado |
5/28/2005 |
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(((Karla)))
This is too funny; thank you for sharing this witty write! BRAVA! Well done!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D |
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| Reviewed by Regis Auffray |
5/28/2005 |
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| You were truly inspired for this one, Karla. Well done. Thank you for sharing it. Amour et paix. Ton ami de la C-B, Canada. Régis |
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| Reviewed by Mr. Ed |
5/28/2005 |
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he's infatuated with my
meter and the way i make love
to his ears
Now that truly sounds like true love to me! |
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| Reviewed by jude forese |
5/28/2005 |
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we all get a taste of it once and while ... comes with the territory ... luv this poem ,it's gets down to the grit of it ...
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| Reviewed by Katy Walsvik |
5/28/2005 |
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Holy Moly, Karla! This is drop-dead brilliant! Hilarious? No question. Never-been-done? A given, indeed. I hung on every line, every verse... I swear, I can read 'til my eyeballs fall out and my head spins, but this? This is something my eyes and my brain thank me for. This is nothing short of a poetic feast!
It's hands-down my favorite of yours so far and that's saying something! I'm keeping it... so I can turn to it when I have moments of thinking "it's all been done already..." You have inspired me, my dear. katy xox |
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| Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers |
5/28/2005 |
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lol Karla, If it's words he's after, just hand him the Websters!
This was not only cute, but wildly entertaining!
Lisa |
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| Reviewed by Roger Ochs |
5/28/2005 |
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| Hilarious. Now I have this image of a couple in bed and him saying, "Talk iambic pentameter to me." |
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| Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen |
5/27/2005 |
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LOL I loved this
God Bless
Michelle! |
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| Reviewed by Nordette Adams |
5/27/2005 |
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| Hehehe. I like it! |
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| Reviewed by Henry Stevens |
5/27/2005 |
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| Karla, what a great poem. Henry |
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| Reviewed by E T Waldron |
5/27/2005 |
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hahaha Great stuff Karla! You really made your points!;-)
you've got a true poets mind!
Love,
Alrisha |
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| Reviewed by F William Broome |
5/27/2005 |
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| This one is just plumb neat. Sweet and cuddly, and all the other good words between mate and mate. Guess, I'll just have to take your words for its content! - Bill |
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| Reviewed by Dave Harm |
5/27/2005 |
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| LOL... I wouldn't have it any other way... |
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| Reviewed by Linda Hill |
5/27/2005 |
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I enjoyed this write Karla. Thanks for reviewing mine.:)
~Linda |
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| Reviewed by Felix Perry |
5/27/2005 |
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Good write and very mellow for bening such a dramatic spontaneous work.
Felix |
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| Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) |
5/27/2005 |
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| My old woman don't kare much bout them thar words. Hell, she's a sex manic, yeah, that's whot she is. Sometimes she wonts ta doit once er twice times a goldarn month. Don't know whot I'm gonna do with her. |
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| Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK |
5/27/2005 |
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Really Most Relationships Are Only Built Only On Useless Words Out Of I Want Not What I You Really Need_
Excellent Write On Right...
TRASK |
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| Reviewed by Kate Clifford |
5/27/2005 |
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| LOL.......its amazing what a few careful placed words can do LOL. |
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| Reviewed by Joyce Hale |
5/27/2005 |
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LOL Yes, they do sometimes, Karla! Good luck!
Peace. |
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| Reviewed by Dale Clark |
5/27/2005 |
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| lol Yes they do! |
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