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The Crazy Man Who Called Me
by +Steven Curtis Lance

Friday, May 27, 2005
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"I am flattered he recorded each word which I said / Now maybe he can listen to me when I am dead"


The Crazy Man Who Called Me

 

The crazy man who called me

Told me that I am passive

Told me that he is massive

The crazy man appalled me

 

He analyzed me that I wear

A sign on my back there

A mark which invites people to kick me

He is what we used to call a bully

 

(I gather he is a loser

I think he might be a boozer)

 

A real he-man Republican

He said he was because

He worked for the Bush administration

In this case I might favor castration

 

The crazy man who called me

Spoke of conspiracy

Yet not of poetry

The crazy man appalled me

 

I am flattered he recorded each word which I said

Now maybe he can listen to me when I am dead

 

+Steven Curtis Lance

 

 

 

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Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G 5/29/2005
This evokes sadness... Steve- he does not know you! May not even read you - the way your TRue friends read and know you! I like your poem- it's to the point in your feelings,toward him passing judgment on you-etc... Keep the FAith- Live Happy and STrOng! Many HuGs,Sheee -Sweet Dreams -
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 5/28/2005
For some reason, I do not find the humor in this. Perhaps I am reading too much into it. I am a bit afraid of fanatics of whatever ilk. Thanks for sharing, Stevie. Love and peace. Regis
Reviewed by Henry Stevens 5/27/2005
"Spoke of conspiracy
Yet not of poetry"
How could he confuse poetry and conspiracy. Next call he'll say your breathing is a conspiracy, which no doubt he will conspire to stop?
Henry
Reviewed by Robin Labenberg 5/27/2005
I am amazed by your bio and now must read your work..This was light and fun..
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/27/2005
Crazy, ...Man!

Ron
Reviewed by Cathrine Hottran 5/27/2005
this was funny to read :)
Reviewed by Joyce Hale 5/27/2005
LOL I enjoyed this write, Steven! Thanks.

Peace.
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