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Pickin'
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Pickin’…


 


With so much I have dealt,


Picked my nose and my butt felt,


Spoken off-handedly of sex with the hand,


So many things but of this subject I don’t want to expand…


 


Healing takes longer than normal,


Understand I do speak of this quite informal,


Speaking of this, even after all the rest,


Does seem to be more than abnormal…


 


Gotta wait till the scab gets hard,


Taking it off in one piece sometimes can leave one quite jarred,


If it comes off in pieces, you be left to be a bit marred,


This should be for all of us to something we are from barred,


Less we shall find ourselves in many ways scarred…


          © ed ~ 6/1/05


 


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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/3/2005
ed,

ewwwwwwwwwwwww that's gross...admitting in public is even grosser! you, my man, are strange...but courageous, too...who else is going to air their nasty habits on the web? good one

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Cathrine Hottran 6/2/2005
Good write!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/2/2005
oh, my LORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD....Laffin' too hard to review~ LOL
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 6/2/2005
we need the scars as reminders but they are really inside us.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/2/2005
Gotta wait till the scab gets hard,
Taking it off in one piece sometimes can leave one quite jarred,

I would think so, and the imagery in this poem is unbelievable!
Reviewed by Lori Moore 6/1/2005
The perfect title. Good one!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/1/2005
Dumbstruck this morning...not sure what to say!!

Anyways thanks for sharing...buddy!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 6/1/2005
This poem applies to many things in life I think. ;-)
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 6/1/2005
Didn't know you were hurt
Hope ya get better than better......
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