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Strained Brain
by Ed Matlack
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Strained Brain…


Not just for breakfast anymore,

Nor lunch, nor dinner either,

Better to first drown your sorrows with ether,

A strainer used to do so with the brain,

Sold at any dollar store, now ain’t that insane…?


Don’t ask the hired help,

Gotta find that little item yourself,

Usually it is with the kitchen utensils,

You can get the one made for doing so with kelp…


Is it a strain to strain the brain?

Must we, while doing so, to whistle refrain,

If there is very little left of the brain,

Then the donator must have done too much cocaine,

Nothing more can herein be said,

These few words do everything contain…

          © ed ~ 6/1/05

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Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 6/3/2005
great strained brain Ed, me joins you
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/2/2005


Love Tinka
Reviewed by Edward Lupinacci 6/2/2005
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/2/2005
my bwain will have to come OUUUUUT!!! LOL

you said a mouthFULL, eddie! well done! :)
Reviewed by Sue Hess 6/2/2005
you said it all...i'm off to buy a colander
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 6/2/2005
Its amazing what people will do to themselves these days!
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