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Is this old age...?
by Ed Matlack
Saturday, June 04, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Is this old age…?


My joints ache,

My head throbs,

My back is twisted,

All I can do is sob…


Cracking my knuckles,

Said to be good when I was young,

What little I have in my pants,

No longer can I be called hung…


My sense of humor remains,

At least I have a few left of my brains,

Sometimes I do look in the mirror with a feeling of disdain,

But what the hell, I am still quite cute, pinchably chubby cheeks,

Both in the south and north, pregnant though I may look,

If that were the case I would only have to write ONE book…

          © ed ~ 6/4/05




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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/4/2005
LOL--hate to break it to you, but yep. :)

We born, thus we age. Then we die. Personally, I'd just rather age...LOL And fergiddaboud doin it gracefully. Grace has nuthin to do with it. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/4/2005
What little I have in my pants,

The rest of it is old age, Ed - the above is a fluke of nature!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/4/2005
sounds like old age to me. not fun, is it?? cute write, though; well done, ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/4/2005
yip its old!!

Love Tinka

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