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Krazy Kostro Konfusion
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, June 05, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Krazy Kostro Konfusion…


 


Rarely is he konfused,


About the animals that are ill used,


They give him large amounts of muse,


He does speak for those that are abused…


 


One Doctor Doolittle did speak,


With the animals and birds with beaks,


Mr. Kostro though does kommunikate,


Sometimes at the wrong times,


Like when he is supposed to prokreate,


With his wife and best soul mate…


 


But she is a good egg,


She puts up with his idiosynkrasies,


As he does bring to her great amounts of daisies,


She still does know deep down inside,


She certainly did marry a man who belongs to live with the krazies…


          © ed ~ 6/5/05


 


 


 


 


 


 

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Reviewed by Kate Clifford 6/5/2005
Wonderful decication to a man that deserves such kind words said of him.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/5/2005
Quite a nice tribute, my friend, and I give you my Kudos, but I really think that you have me konfused with my kantakerous great grandfather: Krazy Karl Kostro:



Krazy Karl left the tiny kwaint kiosk village of Kostrosymkie in 1856, with a kartload of his krazy kin and kilos of klinking kupboards krammed with krazy kritters of all kinds, aboard his knotty ketch that he had karefully named - The Kostrapolis.



He kruised all the way down to Australia in that ketch in just his sailing kap and his khakis, and he soon established the very first Krazy Kostro’s Kangaroo, Kitten, and Other Kritters, Too Animal Sanctuary in Kookaberry Kove.



You’ve probably heard of it.



His wife’s name was Krazy Katrina, and although she kouldn’t kook very well, he was absolutely ku ku about her anyway – he even named their very first orphaned kangaroo after her – kalled it Kooky. He named their second orphaned kangaroo – Kinky – but I’m not at liberty to discuss that part of our family's history.



That is his old ketch kap on my Bio photo, though. This Krazy Kostro will always Keep that Kap, and thanks for this marvelous story.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/5/2005
Oh you rock....now this is a "umblaut" poem me thinks!!

But he....Ed KrazeeeeK is a good guy.......methinks...yeah for sure!!

Love Tinka :P
Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader) 6/5/2005
This is great! You really hit the nail on the head here but ya gotta love him anyways.xo (c :) He is pretty lucky his wife really is a good egg. She's a super lady. She too is an angel.xo
Thanks Ed.xo



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