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When I die I want to come back as a Bicycle Seat
by Ed Matlack

Sunday, June 12, 2005
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When I Die I Want to come back as a Bicycle Seat…


Oh yeah, a bicycle seat would be very neat,

These young ladies sitting on my face,

All the time working up a sweat during the race,

They may even to sit on me, compete…J


Would I be a banana seat so curved?

Or would I opt to be a regular old one?

Either way I would want to be comfy & preserved,

For these young ladies only the best is deserved…


I would also get to see the country,

Albeit I would have to wait till we stop,

But better to map the rider hairy crop,

Oh and did I say my tongue has to be part of the seat, atop…

       © ed ~ 6/12/05

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Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 6/12/2005
Those girls turned up to do a queen video, not realising the had to go naked for the single fat bottom girls.

Well I've heard worse, IE. Prince charles wanting to be a tampon. HAH and Camilla's at that..(vomits)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/12/2005
HO HO! You are truly a Mad Man, my friend.

And now, I may never ride my bike again!!!
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 6/12/2005
Lolololol ... and what if it's a young man on the bicycle seat?!

God bless, Ed.

Reviewed by Robin Spicer 6/12/2005
hehe. Very clever.

To be honest, i don't want to die, Just want a whole body transplant into something 40 years younger. That way i can pretend to be the bicycle.
Reviewed by F William Broome 6/12/2005
If you have to run for office to win a "Seat," like that, here's my hat in the ring! This is baaaaaaaad, and good. - Bill
Reviewed by George Carroll 6/12/2005
LOL you covered the subject so well. Nothing like giving the girls what they crave for.
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