When I Die I Want to come back as a Bicycle Seat…
Oh yeah, a bicycle seat would be very neat,
These young ladies sitting on my face,
All the time working up a sweat during the race,
They may even to sit on me, compete…J
Would I be a banana seat so curved?
Or would I opt to be a regular old one?
Either way I would want to be comfy & preserved,
For these young ladies only the best is deserved…
I would also get to see the country,
Albeit I would have to wait till we stop,
But better to map the rider hairy crop,
Oh and did I say my tongue has to be part of the seat, atop…
© ed ~ 6/12/05