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garage sale
by Katy L Walsvik
Thursday, June 16, 2005
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Get your lazy self
Out of that bed.
There's stuff to buy,
You can sleep when you're dead!

Fire up the wagon,
Clear out all that stuff.
(I hope this big U-Haul
has space for enough!)

Hotdog! What a find!
I'm the first on my block
To have an authentic
Armenian rock!

Now, these will look great
Standing next to my shrubs.
It's easy to trim
And it only eats grubs.

Amazing! How cool!
This thing has great charms.
A genuine Venus de Milo
With arms!

An original Picasso.
You can tell by the faces.
Plus the paint and the numbers
Are all in the right places.

O Wow! First edition.
"The Old Man and the Sea."
Imagine that, written
In 2003!

Time to head home
I've got quite a large load, so
I'll save all my stuff to go on
Antiques Roadshow!

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Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
:)~!!! What FUN. . .and the rhyme is perfect.
Encore! Encore!! Empress a Pod
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
I'll be sure to watch the Roadshow now, by golly. If I see a pair of pigtails flying around between the tables, I'll know that's my Katydid snapping up all the great deals. Take the money and run, Katydid!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
With storage prices the way they are, I stopped at a few garage sales to see if I could buy one. The owners told me to fxxh off. All they had was old junk to sell There should be a law forcing truth in advertizing.

Funny one, Katy.

Ron
Reviewed by A PAX
lololol
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
I got the first edition of the Bible, written in 2004. Wanna buy it.

I love the painting by number, this has made me laugh. An old neighbour asked where you could buy striped paint. Oh boy oh boy, you do get 'em..
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
perfect summer poem LOL
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Katy,

One man's trash is another one's treasure--there's GOLD in them there garage sales! LOL

Love your enthusiasm--I, too, love to garage sale...too bad I don't have a car to go to more (or more money LOL)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Edward Lupinacci
I am so glad somebody bought all my stuff
come by next year I am selling my Edsel and rambler
not to mention the rare stringless yoyo's

Very cute and clever write I will be looking for you on the roadshow
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
People who attend "tag" sales are "it".
Reviewed by George Carroll
Some years ago my wife and kids got together and put out all our junk for a garage sale and at the end of the day we made over 500 bucks. Amazing how many people showed up. Great write
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
LOL . . . LOL2. I think I have been guilty of going to one (1) garbage . . . er . . . garage sale and have never been to a flea market. Still, your poem illustrates how the fertile(?) mind works. Something for nothing, or a little nothing as possible, is the come-on. Gone are the days--since Antiques Roadshow--of just picking through stuff you might can use, no, now it is the FIND that carries the day for a large majority of professional garage sale goers. Great bit of Americana here, Katy.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
garage sales ARE fun, but today it is too hot! LOL thinks i will just stay in the cool a/c...very cute write, katy! you are a riot! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by E T Waldron
hahahaha What a pure delight you are Katy! I love garage sales, and you do too, I can tell;-)This poem is a classic for them!

Eileen
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
I resemble this poem :-) Sunday I have off.......for now that is.......Its off to the garage sales I go.......looking for coffee table and end tables.......you say the yard two blocks down might have one?

Great write! :-)
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
I usually only want to buy the garage itself...its funny how people get so upset when they have a sale of their garage and then don't want to sell it when someone asks...;) Ed
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Katy,
I couldn't help but feel a bit of jealousy over that rock! Do you know how long I've searched for one of those? lol
I think maybe you may be kin somewhere down the line...I came from a long long history of Garage Sale junkies!
Love the humor Katy!

Lisa
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
So glad you're not asleep, Katy - Collect On!

PS I sure wish I had an Armenian Rock - you lucky devil, you.
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