Remember when you where little,
And your mammy dried your eyes,
Saying “There’s no such thing as monsters”
Well! Your Mammy told you lies!
They live in your computer,
And if given half a chance.
They’ll muddle up your hard drive
As they open up your pants.
There are lots of different monsters
And although they’re all quite bad.
Some are worse than others,
And can nearly drive you mad.
The mega monster is Porno Add.
Who tempts you in to buy
But you can’t escape his web of sin
No matter how you try.
Then there’s E-Mail monster
Who finds your ISP
And sends you loads of junk mail
And credit cards for FREE!
The virus monster’s toxic,
It craves your bits and bites
It multiplies through e-mail
As well as unsafe sites.
Mama pop up monster ,
Plays havoc with your screen.
And all her little pop up pups,
Come bouncing in between.
Chat monster is a nuisance.
With her IMs, requests and such.
And cam show invitations,
To tits you’ll never touch.
So when you check for monsters
Don’t look beneath your bed.
Because all the really scary ones
Are on the Internet instead.
G.Ward & Anita
June 16, 2005
Very often I will toss out an invitation to fellow poets to write with me, no rush, no pressure....well this industrious, creative man, came up with this concept
Thanks Gerry it was fun~You get most of the credit!!!