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Computer Monsters By Gerry Ward & Anita
by A PAX

Friday, June 17, 2005
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Computer Monsters 

Remember when you where little,

And your mammy dried your eyes,

Saying “There’s no such thing as monsters”

Well! Your Mammy told you lies! 


They live in your computer,

And if given half a chance.

They’ll muddle up your hard drive

As they open up your pants. 


There are lots of different monsters

And although they’re all quite bad.

Some are worse than others,

And can nearly drive you mad. 


The mega monster is Porno Add.

Who tempts you in to buy

But you can’t escape his web of sin

No matter how you try. 


Then there’s E-Mail monster

Who finds your ISP

And sends you loads of junk mail

And credit cards for FREE! 


The virus monster’s toxic,

It craves your bits and bites

It multiplies through e-mail

As well as unsafe sites. 


Mama pop up monster ,

Plays havoc with your screen.

And all her little pop up pups,

Come bouncing in between. 


Chat monster is a nuisance.

With her IMs, requests and such.

And cam show invitations,

To tits you’ll never touch. 


So when you check for monsters

Don’t look beneath your bed.

Because all the really scary ones

Are on the Internet instead. 


G.Ward & Anita

June 16, 2005

Very often I will toss out an invitation to fellow poets to write with me, no rush, no pressure....well this industrious, creative man, came up with this concept



Thanks Gerry it was fun~You get most of the credit!!!

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Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 6/19/2005

Remember when you where little,
And your mammy dried your eyes,
Saying “There’s no such thing as monsters”
Well! Your Mammy told you lies!

I've not laughed as much in ages.

Bloody brilliant..

Reviewed by L. Figgins 6/19/2005
Amen! Thoroughly enjoyed and related to this write, Anita!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/18/2005
You are so right, Anita. Delightful account. Thank you. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/18/2005
Awwwwwwwwww I needed so badly...those DAMN mosters are eating all the way!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 6/18/2005
LOL loved this one......and so true! Nasty little monsters eh? :-)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/18/2005
1-2-3 Bam - Wow! And very, very good!
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 6/18/2005
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 6/18/2005
Do know Mr. Ward, but you two did a bangin' job here. Fresh! And true. ~~Nordette
Reviewed by Michael Charles Messineo 6/18/2005
Gerry and Anita, You nailed this Oh so well. Great rhythm and fun to read.

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader) 6/17/2005
EXCELLENT!!! I've been battling those demons all week!
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/17/2005
Toooooo funny but also all too true. good one.
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 6/17/2005
What sage advice and teaching gift-wrapped and delivered by just the click of a little mouse!! And, oh so true!! No wonder I am a technophobe... a vivaphobe, maybe...!! And, of course, once off the Internet and onto your screen, then they are REALLY in your head and, once there, there's just no way of getting rid of them.. AAAAAAHHH!! LOL Kate xx
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/17/2005
this is so cute, yet so vitally important nowadays! thanks for sharing; very well done you two! bravo!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/17/2005
Lady A and Gerry,

The virus protector to end all viruses--your outstanding words of wisdom! You have saved many computers and their owners aggrevation by warning them. Thank you--this will be in many libraries, I am sure, as it is going into mine to refer to again and again. BRAVA/BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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