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Some of My Hair Will Still Be There
by +Steven Curtis Lance
Saturday, June 18, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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"Last night some stranger or another / Mistook my young friend for my brother / I see better living through chemistry / And a vegetarian diet"


Some of My Hair Will Still Be There

 

Some of my hair is no longer there

Not completely missing from one place

Just a little bit from everywhere

Plenty left with which to frame my face

And I will never lose any more

Thanks to my doctor and the drugstore

Finasteride not suicide for me

 

I mean to live well and all I can

I must age but would do it gracefully

A kind and thoughtful old gentleman

Meaning well avoiding hell and sin

Living according to long-term plan

Having given up cigars and gin

The horse races and gambling places

Never allowing the house to win

 

Last night some stranger or another

Mistook my young friend for my brother

I see better living through chemistry

And a vegetarian diet

My life is successful if quiet

I might live to see a hundred maybe

And some of my hair will still be there

 

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Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 6/18/2005
Lolol!!! Great one Steven! But ain't age nothing but a number? so they say ... lol.

Goe bless,

Sandie.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/18/2005
Cool write....hehehehehe...sorry had to giggle....I saw the funnyside in this!!

Nifty fifty kinda thingy!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/18/2005
Good self-affirmation, Stevie. Love, peace, and stength to you. Regis
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/18/2005
Ahh as a committed (shaved), meat eating chrome dome, I tip my hat to you Steve, lol each to there own.

Felix
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/18/2005
Ask FreddieNoodles(?) to share some of his hair with you, Rufuz will send you some too if you're stuck...Ed



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