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Size Matters (uh oh, he's at it again...LOL)
by Ed Matlack
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Size Matters…


 


Now they are growing the same size as me,


Right on the vine, from the picture you can see,


Girth is the way to go the ladies do say,


When on their back they do in their beds lay…


 


Okay so I am not “that” big,


Would need more than one to cover with leaves from a fig,


But just imagine the smiles it would bring,


After whipping it out just after having a few swigs,


Okay, okay so just call me as usual a pig…


 


Oink, oink, I would not be the one to squeal,


When at its full girth it feels as though it’s made of steel,


Oh come on, I know you think this is quite unreal,


I guess to a point I do as well, this dream is quite surreal…


            © ed ~ 6/18/05

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Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Boy, am I dumb! When I saw "Size Matters" I thought it would be a poem about bank accounts.
Reviewed by Steve Patterson
shit
nice ripe
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
I knew there was a reason I liked peppers :-)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Ed,

God, he's at it again...LOL You are twisted...enjoyed

*braggin, are you?* LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. LOLOLOL!!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
As the picture rolled open I thought it was the back of some body builder...Hmmm...until the end I still did not get the BIG picture...me no blonde but after a few secs and a half I zoomed in and got my focus focused...and OH BOY.... That is not a bad fruity tooti!! I will become a vegatabbleloverlikeaworm!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Lolololololol ... Ed, I just love your sense of humour!

Great one!

God bless,

Sandie.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
laffin' too hard to review...oh, my SIDES! LOL
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