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Who would want a guy with six-pack abs...?
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, June 25, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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This picture could make one stop drinking beer!

Who would want a guy with six-pack abs…?


Muscles I do lack,

At exercise I do slack,

Rarely do I walk or run,

My doctor does regularly on this point give me flack…


Why about my lack of shape would I worry?

My life I do exist with is in no hurry,

Don’t let me stop you when you around scurry,

Just don’t expect me to exercise then be merry…!


Next time when you do exercise,

Trying to lose a pound or go down a size,

Remember, what would anyone want with six-pack abs,

When one can have a whole case or keg from their guys…

          © ed ~ 6/25/05






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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/28/2005

Dang it, you've done it again. Laffin too hard to review--htat isn't a siz pack, that's at LEAST a case LOL

You're a nut. :) And God love you for it.

(((HUGS))) and love, and thanks for my grins for the YEAARE, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 6/26/2005
Well, now we know what Santa looks like on summer vacation.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/26/2005
Oh My Good Ol'Edity Ala Six'pecker...oops packer!!

Hahahahaha...that look like someone I know very hubby halfway!!

Oh that Belly is a scream!!

It could be productive me thinks in a case of real emergency..hehehe tight...very tight!!

Shut Up woman...sorry Ed having great fun with my emagination here!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader) 6/25/2005
too funny!!
Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau 6/25/2005
i see you've been downloading pics from my website again...
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 6/25/2005
Some people have a spare tire. I've got the whole Michelin man.
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 6/25/2005
I don't have to have six pack, but...
In fact, I'd prefer not to if his brains are located
there as well. ;-)
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