Who would want a guy with six-pack abs…?
Muscles I do lack,
At exercise I do slack,
Rarely do I walk or run,
My doctor does regularly on this point give me flack…
Why about my lack of shape would I worry?
My life I do exist with is in no hurry,
Don’t let me stop you when you around scurry,
Just don’t expect me to exercise then be merry…!
Next time when you do exercise,
Trying to lose a pound or go down a size,
Remember, what would anyone want with six-pack abs,
When one can have a whole case or keg from their guys…
© ed ~ 6/25/05