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Puppies shouldn't smoke...
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, June 30, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Puppies shouldn’t smoke…


Rolled it myself, though lighting it is hard,

My first addiction was that of the drink,

Then I found I could not stop playing the card,

This is the hardest though so far,

Maybe I should just go back to drinking, cards and the bar…J


They say my growth will stunt,

Sometimes though I just like a good blunt,

When stretching to light this thing I grunt,

So what if I am always called a runt…?


The surgeon general does state,

Smoking and everything fun does not rate,

I will smoke till I go to St. Peters gates,

I like it that much, it helps me to keep off the weight…J

            © ed ~ 6/30/05


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 7/2/2005
If you let Ruffie hang out with this dude, he won't be a virgin much longer, I suppose.

Of course, I've been known to tip a few and, god help me, I do smoke cigs, so you probably won't let him be my pal, either, huh? Sigh...

I couldn't resist this title... I'm never sorry when I follow my "Eddie M" antennae... this is truly fun! katy xox
Reviewed by Jennifer Butler 7/1/2005
Hey, when you get there, tell Peter I said, "Hi, and sorry we didn't get you into town that day to find your job." :)
Reviewed by jude forese 6/30/2005
lol ... for a minute i thought you said yuppies shouldn't smoke ;)

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 6/30/2005
Lolololololol, Ed, you have definitely done it again! Lolololol!! My neighbours now are sure I'm a nutty! I'm cracking up here. Lolol! Just laughing too hard!!! Great one ... lol ...

God bless, Ed!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 6/30/2005
Oh my Oh my...what next!!

Gonna write you and Rufuz a poem okay!!

Will call it "Pastel Care"...say no more!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/30/2005

You did it again, laffin too hared to reviewq-puppies shouldn't smoke and neitehr should hteir oweners. DANG QUIT, I'm wettin myself here --TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOu, my man, are a nut. And that's good for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thansk for the smiles--and the belly laughs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalr.a :) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/30/2005
Pity any puppy around you ed! Now RUFUZ, he can take care of himself ;-) Hey ruf...woof arf arf woof!;-)

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/30/2005

*too funny; laffin' too hard to review*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D LOL
Reviewed by William Bonilla 6/30/2005
Like the picture
looks like he is saying "want a toke"?

William .....Peace Brother
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 6/30/2005
I wish the pups would "Just say, No" to drugs. they are driving up the prices for us old dogs.

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