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do they serve beer in Heaven?
by Steve Patterson

Thursday, June 30, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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do they serve beer in heaven
how about 7 & 7

is the bread all leven
or do they use yeast

do you ever take a sh*t
do you give a sh*t
at least

do you ever pee
do you ever see

in Heaven?

is there such a thing
as lucky 7 - 11
in Heaven?

do ya' ever roll the dice
do ya' ever think twice
or thrice
or four times
or five
when you ain't alive
does anything rhyme?
or is it all the time
you find

ain't no luck
don't get to f**k
ain't got no beer
nor crown & 7
man, that ain't heaven

that's hard to say
it's heard to tell
it's hard to pray
'tween heaven & hell

but if i wanted a Coor's light
late at night
or a Dos XX
what would GOD say?

you done had two
you're thru
get what you're do

no more beer for you

how about that 7 & 7

what do you think?
this ain't Heaven.


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Reviewed by Ed Matlack 7/1/2005
Heaven is what you make it...Joisey & Noisey

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