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Crazy Day Friday
by Richard Christopher Criso Suarez

Sunday, July 03, 2005
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I met her in a crowded room and she asked

Me , with a hint of nasty rather loudly too,

And a fronted sexy attitude;

Donít I know you dude?

I replied quite not to be rude,

I doubt Iíve ever til this day laid eyes on you!

Her boyfriend added ; I told her is wasnít you!

Whatís the world coming to?íí

Supermarket express lane at lunch time,

Some guy whoís just arrived and standing

To my behind;

Was anxious and cranky and pacing in line;

Then he began to slowly try and pass me by!

I couldnít believe the nerve on this guy and

He stood no taller than 4 feet five:

Buddy I said and patiently sighed,

You ainít passing me so donít even try !

I was in the lot of the mallís hot spot shop,

I was rushing and the store was closing

At eight oclock;

5 minutes is all I got;

This canít be happening, my watched mustíve stopped;

I found a slot and made it in seconds flat,

Some girl was carrying my stack, the very last one

The reason I came all the way back!

Miss please excuse me indeed but that shirt you have I need;

I will gladly pay you if you just give it to me.

Ok just on one condition and it yoursí,

Come with me to the other stores,

I canít carry all this stuff alone ,you understand Iím sure!

Thatís was it I couldnít take anymore!

I handed her the money and grabbed my shirt

This is mine thatís yoursí and find someone else

To go to your storesÖ.I got in the car and

headed home when I WALKED in I said babe

I funally made it after a long crazy day,

No answer , but a note ;

Sugar I waited and waited but I decided to

Go with Hope Ö.she and I will be back late

So donít stay up and wait ok?

What a insane dayÖÖIím exhausted anyway;

I sleep now and when she gets home IíLL be wide

Awake and this night might still turn out okayÖ

The end

Copyright 2005 Rich Criso Suarez


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/4/2005
So you are well rested and Oh boy she is going to be!!

SUPRISE....make her dinner and I am sure it will be A-okay!!

Love Tinka

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