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Crazy Day Friday
by Richard Christopher Criso Suarez
Sunday, July 03, 2005
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I HOPE OTHERS FIND THIS AS FUNNNY AS I
DO...



I met her in a crowded room and she asked


Me , with a hint of nasty rather loudly too,


And a fronted sexy attitude;


Donít I know you dude?


I replied quite not to be rude,


I doubt Iíve ever til this day laid eyes on you!


Her boyfriend added ; I told her is wasnít you!


Whatís the world coming to?íí


Supermarket express lane at lunch time,


Some guy whoís just arrived and standing


To my behind;


Was anxious and cranky and pacing in line;


Then he began to slowly try and pass me by!


I couldnít believe the nerve on this guy and


He stood no taller than 4 feet five:


Buddy I said and patiently sighed,


You ainít passing me so donít even try !


I was in the lot of the mallís hot spot shop,


I was rushing and the store was closing


At eight oclock;


5 minutes is all I got;


This canít be happening, my watched mustíve stopped;


I found a slot and made it in seconds flat,


Some girl was carrying my stack, the very last one


The reason I came all the way back!


Miss please excuse me indeed but that shirt you have I need;


I will gladly pay you if you just give it to me.


Ok just on one condition and it yoursí,


Come with me to the other stores,


I canít carry all this stuff alone ,you understand Iím sure!


Thatís was it I couldnít take anymore!


I handed her the money and grabbed my shirt


This is mine thatís yoursí and find someone else


To go to your storesÖ.I got in the car and


headed home when I WALKED in I said babe


I funally made it after a long crazy day,


No answer , but a note ;


Sugar I waited and waited but I decided to


Go with Hope Ö.she and I will be back late


So donít stay up and wait ok?


What a insane dayÖÖIím exhausted anyway;


I sleep now and when she gets home IíLL be wide


Awake and this night might still turn out okayÖ


The end


Copyright 2005 Rich Criso Suarez


 



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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/4/2005
So you are well rested and Oh boy she is going to be wacked.....lol!!

SUPRISE....make her dinner and I am sure it will be A-okay!!

Love Tinka
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