I met her in a crowded room and she asked
Me , with a hint of nasty rather loudly too,
And a fronted sexy attitude;
Donít I know you dude?
I replied quite not to be rude,
I doubt Iíve ever til this day laid eyes on you!
Her boyfriend added ; I told her is wasnít you!
Whatís the world coming to?íí
Supermarket express lane at lunch time,
Some guy whoís just arrived and standing
To my behind;
Was anxious and cranky and pacing in line;
Then he began to slowly try and pass me by!
I couldnít believe the nerve on this guy and
He stood no taller than 4 feet five:
Buddy I said and patiently sighed,
You ainít passing me so donít even try !
I was in the lot of the mallís hot spot shop,
I was rushing and the store was closing
At eight oclock;
5 minutes is all I got;
This canít be happening, my watched mustíve stopped;
I found a slot and made it in seconds flat,
Some girl was carrying my stack, the very last one
The reason I came all the way back!
Miss please excuse me indeed but that shirt you have I need;
I will gladly pay you if you just give it to me.
Ok just on one condition and it yoursí,
Come with me to the other stores,
I canít carry all this stuff alone ,you understand Iím sure!
Thatís was it I couldnít take anymore!
I handed her the money and grabbed my shirt
This is mine thatís yoursí and find someone else
To go to your storesÖ.I got in the car and
headed home when I WALKED in I said babe
I funally made it after a long crazy day,
No answer , but a note ;
Sugar I waited and waited but I decided to
Go with Hope Ö.she and I will be back late
So donít stay up and wait ok?
What a insane dayÖÖIím exhausted anyway;
I sleep now and when she gets home IíLL be wide
Awake and this night might still turn out okayÖ
Copyright „ 2005 Rich Criso Suarez