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Falling apart am this old age? ;)



I am coming apart at my seams,

My arms are separating from my shoulders,

My legs are tearing away from my thighs,

Should have used a stronger glue or so it seems…


Should the glue be named super sticker,

Rather than KY, ain’t that just a kicker?

The store guy said it would work,

As usual people in stores can be such jerks,

Anything to make a sale then behind my back they do snicker…


Maybe next time I should sew,

My body together although,

That would hurt, a sharp needle needed,

Then to do what I need, I could unimpeded…

            © ed ~ 7/6/05

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Reviewed by Edward Lupinacci
Thanks for the smile in the morning
You have quite a sense of humor
Reviewed by Robin Labenberg
This is very made me laugh..good write
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

You're not falling apart. You're just getting older (lucky you!) LOL at Roger's comment--ain't it the (ouch) painful truth.

(((((HUGS))))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
I think Roger has the answer to all your problems...goodluck with the "glue"!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
To confuse KY with Superglue would be to invite disaster.
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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
you may be getting older, eddie, but do remember are still breathing! think about it!

(((HUGS))) and much love (and prayers), your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)
Reviewed by E T Waldron
A good sign seeing you full of humor this morning Ed! woof woof Ruffie! Keep ed in good spirits!;-)

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