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Unglued
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Falling apart am I...is this old age? ;)


Unglued…


 


I am coming apart at my seams,


My arms are separating from my shoulders,


My legs are tearing away from my thighs,


Should have used a stronger glue or so it seems…


 


Should the glue be named super sticker,


Rather than KY, ain’t that just a kicker?


The store guy said it would work,


As usual people in stores can be such jerks,


Anything to make a sale then behind my back they do snicker…


 


Maybe next time I should sew,


My body together although,


That would hurt, a sharp needle needed,


Then to do what I need, I could unimpeded…


            © ed ~ 7/6/05


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Reviewed by Edward Lupinacci 7/7/2005
Thanks for the smile in the morning
You have quite a sense of humor
Reviewed by Robin Labenberg 7/6/2005
This is very original..you made me laugh..good write
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 7/6/2005
Ed,

You're not falling apart. You're just getting older (lucky you!) LOL at Roger's comment--ain't it the (ouch) painful truth.

(((((HUGS))))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/6/2005
I think Roger has the answer to all your problems...goodluck with the "glue"!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 7/6/2005
To confuse KY with Superglue would be to invite disaster.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 7/6/2005
Hahahahahahaha!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 7/6/2005
you may be getting older, eddie, but do remember this...you are still breathing! think about it!

(((HUGS))) and much love (and prayers), your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)
Reviewed by E T Waldron 7/6/2005
A good sign seeing you full of humor this morning Ed! woof woof Ruffie! Keep ed in good spirits!;-)

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