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Casablanca for Neurotics
by Katy L Walsvik

Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Sing along....a-one and a-two...



 


 


You must remember this


A kiss can give you germs


A sigh is just hot air….


It’s fun to do these mental things


But please beware.


 


Touching can kill you


Better wash your hands.


 


Didn’t Mom tell you


It’s overactive glands?


 


Pour out your heart


Yet no one understands.


All this you can’t deny.


 


You say it clears your skin up?


To him I’ll be a pin-up?


Alright, it’s worth a try.


The world will always welcome health tips


BUT… (big finish!) 


Time goes by.


7/6/05


 


 


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 7/10/2005
Oh Katy! How can I write rave reviews like you write for me with tomes like this? Serially, this is the best piece of nonsense since that hot Casablanca parady in Playboy a few years back.

Makes me want to exchange Germans with you, silly.

Ron
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 7/8/2005
well Katy you brought the lyrics and everyone is singing along...but I want to be the bouncing ball.
Reviewed by jude forese 7/8/2005
cool laughs, Katy ;)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 7/7/2005
ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Love it--you crazy. :) I'm right there along with you, Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((((HUGS))))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Edward Lupinacci 7/7/2005
Play it again Katy
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 7/7/2005
you are CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY, do you know that, katy?? LOL but i still love ya, and i love this fun write! BRAVA! take a bow, gurlfriend!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D LM*O
Reviewed by Felix Perry 7/7/2005
LOL good one Katy I love it.
Felix
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 7/7/2005
Katy..Only you! Only you can or would have the whole den humming and smiling. You're just magical that way. I knew when I opened the screen door to AD this morning, that Katy was in the house!
Thanks for the smiles!

Lisa
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 7/7/2005
And when two lovers woo
They still speak dumb doo-doo
The time to go is nigh
As time goes by.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 7/7/2005
Take a perfectly good tune and just fairly rip it apart with these Katyisms is downright . . . Wonderful. Had me singing (quietly, don't want to upset the neighbor's dogs, they tend to howl awfully when I sing) right along using your . . . er . . . lyrics. Well done.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 7/6/2005
LOL Fun write!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 7/6/2005
I remembered the first paragraph and the song attached, but did not recall the rest...oh well I get the gist of it anywayz...heheheheheh, Ed
Reviewed by George Carroll 7/6/2005
Ha Ha great lyrics for this old classic.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 7/6/2005
hahahahahaha Katy you rascal, you ruined one of my favorite songs forever;-) Not really you just made me laugh and wear a smile for the evening someting the original doesn't do, so you improved it. You witty character you! Love your humor! I'll be singing it all night;-)

Love,
Eileen
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 7/6/2005

A shipshape parody in "Casablanca for Neurotics"
flows and activates smiles through its wit glowing lines.

I salute You, Poet!


Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
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