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Lead Paint & Drain-O
by Ed Matlack

Thursday, July 07, 2005
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Don't try this at home, only those of us that are professionals should attempt it...


Lead Paint & Drain O…


 


Growing up I had very little,


With myself, being a boy, I had myself to fiddle,


Never did grow that hair on my palms,


Instead I did eat lead paint mixing it with peanut brittle…


 


The kids today have all the luck,


They get it in mint the old days did suck,


As I got older I did learn to, well, er, uh, you know,


Still I got fun out of eating the paint off the walls,


Though it still did taste like that of muck…


 


So when you wonder how I got so insane,


It was, I guess, from eating the paint again and again,


Sometimes besides the brittle I even washed it down with a little O’ Drain,


Boy that stuff did burn on the way down,


But in the end it did to my bladder and internal organs maintain…


            © ed ~ 7/7/05


 


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 7/7/2005
An amazing array of ways to stay regular, EM? Jaysus... when you mention "brain-fade" you ain't kiddin' are ya? Whoooo Hooooo... I've heard some have had luck for that with 40-weight car oil, but I can't prove it, myself... better stick with what you know. (grin)

Yikes! I just had a thought: imagine the rainbow on your innards. Gorgeous! katy xox
Reviewed by Danielle Mundy 7/7/2005
good god...lol
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 7/7/2005
Lolololololol!! Ed, you are truly something else!

God bless,

Sandie.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/7/2005
Oh boy you were bad, bad, BAD...and still does it well badboy!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Edward Lupinacci 7/7/2005
I wonder if there is some truth in this that you flushed out
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