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The Pause that Refreshes
by Ed Matlack
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The only way to take a leak,

Men do of others normally take a peek,

Not this big white guy though,

If you did, from his claws, you would medical attention seek…


We always knew,

In the woods was all but untrue ,

Porta-potti’s they have throughout Nature,

They do stand in line to get to this loo…


Give them your space in line,

And all will be quite fine,

Don’t do so and you will find,

Yourself as a meal eaten from behind…

          © ed ~ 7/11/05

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
hee hee

EDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're a mess--but it feels so damn good! LOL

Thanks for my laugh for the YEAR!

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalra. hee hee
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

*Laffin' too hard to review*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D LOL LOL LOL LOL
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
OK. Now I want to know how he shakes it when he's finished?
Reviewed by Sandie Angel
Always use good judgment in aiming,
Otherwise it will all go to waste.

To be totally pissed is not a game
It is an art!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Wow! Are there alot of these 'big white guys' in New Jersey at the truck stops? If there are, I suggest you carry a urinal in your van as you make your deliveries; you don't want to 'piss off' one of these guys!
Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
I will not only pee if I was that man...I think a stinky pooh would be a better!!

Love Tinka
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