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No way, no how by Ed Matlack Tuesday, July 12, 2005 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan Rufuz is letting his fame go to his head...

No way, no how… No Rufuz, I will not buy you a real bed, As I will end up sleeping in it with you in my bed, I won’t be able to fit, as my feet over-hang already, With my luck the little bed would be most unsteady… There is no way you can talk me into it, Don’t give me those pouty eyes, I will not be guilt tripped, Oh now you want to away from home run, Well then you better go around and say your goodbyes… Yeah, I bet Uncle Scott would buy it for you, You go live with him in Kentucky, That is if you can find it and you are lucky, Sure I will pay for the bus trip, Flying? Like hell, you better get a grip…! J © ed ~ 7/12/05

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Reviewed by Kate Clifford	7/12/2005

Thats telling him! LOL.




Reviewed by Sue Hess	7/12/2005

you have so many troubles with rufus, the bad boy




Reviewed by Tinka Boukes	7/12/2005

Oh Boy Rufuz...you got your Daddy all upset now...give him a lick and a promise to be a good boy with a tear in your eye and he will surrender I am sure of that....hehehehehe...don't tell him I gave you this tip!! Love Auntie Tinky




Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau	7/12/2005

get real, you know you're getting him the bed.




Reviewed by E T Waldron	7/12/2005

Rufuz come live with me in beautiful California and you can have all the beds you want;-) woof woof arf arf;-)...ed get a bed;-)! Eileen




Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado	7/12/2005

lol oh, RUFUZ, you DOG, you! A canine after my own heart! you RULE! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D (((SMOOCHIES))) to your daddy too! :D




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	7/12/2005

Dear Rufuz, Since Uncle Scott is obviously not a DW like your Dad, if he buys you the much deserved bed, I will pay for your flight to Kentucky - First Class, of course; no bus for you, you Good Dog! Now go pack your bags, the Limo will be there any minute.