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She Made Me Do It
by Katy L Walsvik
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For my nephew, Jesse, who said ‘he made me do it,’ which didn’t impress my sister at all. Jesse and I have the same birthday and I give him a poem every year. He’s 6 so he doesn’t get too excited. Imagine if I gave him a copy of my book! Jaysus, he’d never hug me again! Ah, kids.

Penelope Pennyweather

Put a spell on me.

If I piddle outside

She giggles with glee.


When I write in my book

She turns me in.

I sassed the gym teacher,

Penelope wore a grin.


My mom told her mom

I was acting like a clown.

Penelope’s mom smiled,

My mom wore a frown.


I think her whole family

Has some kind of voodoo.

While Penelope is giggling

I’m going "boo-hoo."


I got Penelope back, yes I did.

I drank the "power juice" on her shelf.

Then I proudly marched out of her house.

I broke the spell by behaving myself.


Take that, Penelope!

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Reviewed by Cles Wilson
Love this...Excellent...Love it.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Childsplay for you.

Reviewed by Mark Mahoney
Brilliant Katy, you have a very workable mind that knows no bounds, you see whats in front of you and write it, thats a trait in you i find so very endearing indeed, take good care of you and soon i do hope,Mark xx
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Rufuz and I piddle on the same trees, we find the ones that are old and dying and give them life giving water specially made by our bladders...and if that kid don't laugh at you, take him over your knee and tickle him till he pukes, guaranteed he will laugh from then on...;) Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Awww, this is sweet. Put a smile on my face
Reviewed by Sherry Heim
Too cute, Katy. I was on my way to read this when you posted your next poem. I really love this, you have captured the heart of a child perfectly. One day he will understand the honor you bestow upon him with these wonderful writes.
Take care,
Reviewed by Sandie Angel
Cute write!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Felix Perry
As always you bring a smile to my face and a tickle to me heart. Love it.
Reviewed by Sandy Knauer
oh how cute! Even if Jesse is too young to appreciate this now, he'll grow into it one day. What a lucky nephew.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Sassy you--clever write! Enjoyed this one--so you dooded it, eh? LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
Reviewed by G M
Love a poem that tells a story, delivers a message...and does it with wit. No easy task...well done. Btw...treated myself to a read of your stuff here. Talented and prolific...awesome. MG
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
You knew Penelope too?!
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Katy what a wonderful whimsical write with a wisdom message snuck in there in your closing lines;-)Splendid!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Delightful, Katy. Thanks for sharing the spirit of childhood. Love and peace. Regis
Reviewed by George Carroll
Ain't kids wonderful. You never know what they will do next. A delightful write.
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Lololol!!! Cute write, Katy! Jesse must be an armful!

God bless,

Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Cute write! A good lesson within this write. Love the humor you used :-)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
this is so cute, katy! thanks for sharing this delightful gem; i love it!! brava~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
You're very lucky, Katydid, to have such a fine young nephew to write such a delightful birthday poem to, and to have such a friend as Penelope. When I piddle outside, Rebecca does not giggle with glee, darn it.
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