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The government has a new solution to its war on drugs
by Ed Matlack

Saturday, July 16, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Forget drug sniffing dogs, now they have pot eating rabbits...

The government has a new solution to its war on drugs…


If it were up to me,

I mean if I did actually see,

A pot eating bunny rabbit,

Capture it I would and throw it in the sea…


They don’t get high,

Heaven only knows the reason why,

They eat marijuana with a voracious appetite; leaving no waste,

They almost seem to be in a hell of a haste…


I thought lettuce is what they did eat,

Seems to me a good idea; lettuce is good I hear for the feet,

Make ya’ run fast and does clean out your bowels,

Whenever I saw one I did feed it lettuce as a treat,

Now I know, they did take it from me as a deceit…


So from now on, when you see a bunny wabbit,

Be like Elmer and be verwy, verwy quiet,

Go about your business till they turn away,

Then grab them and feed them at a munchie buffet…

        © ed ~ 7/17/05





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Reviewed by Roger Ochs 7/17/2005
After such a meal are they too stoned to f*** like rabbits?
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/17/2005
Oh boy something to get High about!!

I guess they don't get high because those leaves ain't!!

Very healthy write for Wabbits only..only read this if you are a rabbit!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 7/17/2005
I see... hmmmmm... soooooooo... bunny rabbits are dealers? have a pretty good stash, do they? Who'd a thunk? Of course, it sounds like they're hoarders, not even bothering to pick out seeds, just gobbling it all down. How stingy is that? Harrumph! (any idea if it's domestic?) No, do not invite them over for brownies and tell them to BYO!
Griiiiiiiiiin! katy xox
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 7/17/2005
No wonder they are always eating! Those furry little critters have the munchies!
I just died laughing when I saw that picture....I'm gonna save this one Ed...I have a son that will get a kick outta that photo!

Reviewed by john zimmerman 7/17/2005
think we should develop a new scale of laughabililty. we'll call it the Ed Matlack Scale.

this one is about a 9.9

watch out for aftershocks!

good write

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/17/2005
Here's a better idea for you, Ed - after they gorge themselves, collect their droppings, and roll these droppings into nice little cigars. They make a marvelous smoke, and you can even put them in your campfire - the heavenly smoky aroma they give off will give you a most pleasant euphoria - and happy inhaling!
Reviewed by Mark Mahoney 7/17/2005
Very well said Ed, a good laugh out loud read,thanks for the chuckles...i'd best smoke all mine before the rabbit starts a rollin...take care...Mark
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 7/17/2005
Lololol! Ed, you are just too much!! Lololololol!!!!
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 7/17/2005
HaHaHa, Ed...too funny! I wonder if they get the munchies after they eat all that weed? Hemp is high fiber though, so I hope that they are outside.
Take care,
Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau 7/16/2005

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