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Lactose Be Damned
by Henry L. Lefevre

Monday, July 18, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Some doctors say milk's good for you
And, some might decide this is true .
Alas I am in a real fix,
Its lactose and me just don't mix.

On drinking milk I often find
Its lactose won't treat me real kind.
It keeps me at home all the day
Because of it, I dare not stray.

Lactaid pills might do me some good
But trust them? No. I never would.
Because of milk I've been quit coy
And now I stick to flavored soy.

(c) 2005, Henry L. Lefevre

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack 7/26/2005
Someone has to patent a portable potty to carry thru the day...though it may not be too pleasant for others to watch its use...;) ed
Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader) 7/19/2005
Cute Poem Hank,
Poor guy I don't think I'd survive without milk specially Chocolate Milk!
Tracey xoox42
Reviewed by Jennifer Butler 7/19/2005
You know what? I don't think those cows have offered me a better mother substitution either. Darned animals. Haha!
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