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Lactose Be Damned by Henry L. Lefevre Monday, July 18, 2005 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan
Some doctors say milk's good for you And, some might decide this is true . Alas I am in a real fix, Its lactose and me just don't mix. On drinking milk I often find Its lactose won't treat me real kind. It keeps me at home all the day Because of it, I dare not stray. Lactaid pills might do me some good But trust them? No. I never would. Because of milk I've been quit coy And now I stick to flavored soy. (c) 2005, Henry L. Lefevre Feel free to copy this poem as long as you give me credit.
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Reviewed by Ed Matlack	7/26/2005

Someone has to patent a portable potty to carry thru the day...though it may not be too pleasant for others to watch its use...;) ed




Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)	7/19/2005

Cute Poem Hank, Poor guy I don't think I'd survive without milk specially Chocolate Milk! Tracey xoox42




Reviewed by Jennifer Butler	7/19/2005

You know what? I don't think those cows have offered me a better mother substitution either. Darned animals. Haha!