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Jack and Jill
by Sandra A. Mushi
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
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Jack and Jill, went up the hill,
Together they fetched water,
Jack fell down, and did he frown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

Down the hill, he remembered Bill,
With Jill he did fetch water,
Behind the trees, Bill got for free
Cuming sheíd scream like a mad-hatter.


Taught by Bill, how to fill,
Her skirts he lifted faster,
Oh the mound, he wanted to pound,
He laid her like does his master.


In the chill, butt out the twill,
Tonight he will be the spanker,
To lose his cherry, he wanted very,
Tonight he wonít be the wanker.


Went for the kill, with all his will,
As fast as he could caper,
In and out pump, he did his lump,
But he didnít use a rubber.

ĎAlas,í screamed Jill, ĎIím not on the pillí
Oh Gawd I canít be a father
If quick I hide, time I will bide
Until she becomes a mother.



To hide from Bill, he forgets until,
But who will fetch the water,
The sheep I mind, the crops I find,
The evidence to hide until after.



Looking gill, must hide from Bill,
Afraid to be the crapper,
Home he dashed, in vinegar he washed,
And stuffed it in a brown paper.

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Reviewed by Ingrid Khola (Reader) 5/9/2006
Hahaha u r bad! wrong! That's what we say in SA when someone is wickedly awesome! Laughed out loud and I'm pretending to be soooo busy! Now caught out!!
Reviewed by Bennett 1/11/2006
This was unn, seductive and real cute my friend as always. i see you like this realhot poetry which is good. That means you are not afraid of your feelings at all and that is a plus in my book.
Reviewed by sany jackson (Reader) 11/1/2005
Reviewed by Mark Rockeymoore 10/18/2005
you took some time with this one right here! love the language, true to the original verse, and very creative and erotic indeed! you have a way with imagery and such a comical view of life, and you express it so very well!
Reviewed by Amira van Kerk 8/21/2005
A cute write.
I have to read more of your work. Like it alot.
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 7/29/2005
Madam, you stick it out there, no blushing allowed, and to hell with flowery words or mushy inuendos... SIGN ME UP FOR YOUR FANCLUB! (grin) You've got guts... you also have a snappy knack for great rhythm and rhyme. Ahhhhhh... what a combination. You take the cake! Wheeeeeeeeee katy xox
Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader) 7/25/2005
This is really cute. I love it. (c :)
Thanks It's Great!!xoox
Reviewed by Damaa -- 7/24/2005
LOL! Wow...
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 7/23/2005
A fun read. Well-done!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by June Thompson 7/23/2005
hell of a write... not what I was expecting after getting your reviews *smile.... thanks so much
Reviewed by Lori Moore 7/22/2005
Thanks for the laugh!
Reviewed by William Bonilla 7/22/2005
A hotty
Kool write

William .....Peace & Love
Reviewed by Richard Christopher Suarez 7/22/2005

nice and masty.....ooooh you're so nasty'.
reminds me of that song by the sal-soul ochestra.
Good Write.
Rich Criso Suarez
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 7/22/2005
Thanking you for sharing your humor, Sandie. Appreciated. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 7/21/2005
A raging parady--indeed!

Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga 7/21/2005
Sandie.... you ARE wicked, and what a sense of humour, this is just too funny, you and Tinka... I'll say no more hehehehe.

A very good write enjoyed and thanks for the laughter.

warm hugs
p.s. yes, what Tinka wrote is in Afrikaans ;) do you understand it?
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 7/21/2005

Laffing too hard toproperly review--classic!

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalr.a :)
Reviewed by G M 7/21/2005
Very clever send up...that's a hard thing to do. Well done! MG
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 7/21/2005
Wild N Off The Wall Up The Hill Write!

Reviewed by Roger Ochs 7/21/2005
"Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a dollar and a quarter.
Jill came back with $2.50
"Cause she didn't go up for water."

In my youth we recited it that way. I like yours better.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/21/2005
And I thought I was beat me to!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/21/2005
Quite a unique take on this old classic, Sandra!
Reviewed by Mary Quire 7/21/2005
LOL I love the remake much better.
Reviewed by Mohit Misra 7/20/2005
ha ha ha ha ah
lovely sense of humour
Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G 7/20/2005
That was cute- catchy and Thank you Sandra! : ) I will never forget this version of Jack and Jill... hee,hee WARmly,Sheee I find myself wanting to do my bunny poem, not sure yet....
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 7/20/2005
The only unique remake I've read. Thanks for the laugh...
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 7/20/2005
hee,hee, this is surely different...
Hope life is being go0d to you Sandra...
Reviewed by Denise Edwards 7/20/2005
Ingenious humor!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 7/20/2005
Some sense of humor,who wouldn't laugh at
this horny toon, very funny Sandie!;-)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 7/20/2005
Hahaha!!! Reminds me of the one I did about Betty Boop! Loved it.
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