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Measuring Up
by Katy L Walsvik
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You love me

A bushel and a peck

Thatís very nice but

What the heckís a peck?

 

Somewhere beyond the seaÖ

No kidding!

Whatís a fathom?

Itís beyond me.

 

The horses are racing

But not fur long

I plugged the meter

Which measures my song

And my height

And the road

Am I wrong?

 

Is an inch-worm an inch

Are they all the same size?

How can they tell

The girls from the guys?  

 

Does a 10 gallon hat

Fit a 10 gallon head?

Imagine the coffin when

That guy is dead!

 

Kill-O-Meter

Sounds like an order.

When the coins fall out

Better head for the border.

 

Measure for measure

Inch by inch



A pound of flesh

To me is a pinch!  (ooo la la)

 

 (grin)

7/23/05

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Reviewed by Jane Rodway
This is fun! I loved the first one:)
Reviewed by Richard Christopher Suarez

Sensational piece',
Tickled me funny bone!
Peace',
Rich Criso Suarez
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
I measure down, or across... but I never measure up! Nice litle slice of silly, Katy.

Ron
Reviewed by jude forese
as always, i luv you play on words ...
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
An inch worm is seven inches.............Honest...
Most unique and clever...
Reviewed by Felix Perry
LOL this is a cute magical write and as a Canadian who grew up on the old measurements and was forced to accept Metric measurements this is doubly dear to my heart.

Felix
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Excellent piece. I love your sense of humor.
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
I just love your work and sense of humor
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Marvelously playful while still artistic in values.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Katy you wow us again with your unmeasured gift of acumen and mirth !btw, does a ton of mirth weigh as much as a ton of feathers;-)Love you Katy!

Eileen
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Kool write Katy
Enjoyed reading very much

William .....Peace & Love
Reviewed by Sherry Heim
This was a full measure of fun to read, Katy. Thanks for the chuckles.
Take care,
Sherry
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
"A pound of flesh to you is an inch..."

I will keep my mouth shut on this one, as I enjoy what few teeth I have left...LOL!

Oh and a fathom is 6 feet but I cannot fathom why...Ed
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
grins right back at cha, katydid! super poem; very well done! brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Reviewed by George Carroll
Your wit is outstanding in this delightful poem.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Delightfully witty! Thank you, Katy. Have a sweet day. Love and peace. Regis
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Truly delightful, Katy!

And my favorite:
The horses are racing
But not fur long

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