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Permeating the Porous Pores by Ed Matlack Wednesday, July 27, 2005 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan Humor? Maybe...Weird? Always...
Permeating the Porous Pores… The heat horrendous, The air conditioning working overtime, My electric bill soaring, It makes for good reading, never boring… Suck it in if you can, Or carry with you a portable fan, Better yet go to the beach and lie in the cooling sands, And with ocean water splash yourself with both hands… The ocean may not be exactly clean, Carnivorous fish do there also reside, If there you go to cool your personal scene, Be sure not to release yourself into the water, Or it might be certain you will become meat for one of these hungry fish so mean… © ed ~ 7/26/05

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Reviewed by Marilyn Seray	7/27/2005

Great poem, Ed




Reviewed by Kate Clifford	7/27/2005

If your lucky the fishy might kiss you instead :-) We are seeing sun in our forecast again.....perhaps we are slowly making a trade?




Reviewed by Sandra Mushi	7/27/2005

Haaaa haaaaaa haaaaa!! Ooh Gawd Ed, I have got a terrible sore throat! It hurts when I laugh .... lololol ... if I'm worse tomorrow I'll caome after Jerry and you for making me laugh so loud ... lololol ... groooan ... God bless, Ed! Sandie.




Reviewed by Tinka Boukes	7/27/2005

Yip no pooping in the sea.... you will get some serious trouble for sure....something fishy might bite!! Love Tinky




Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie	7/27/2005

Very cute Ed, there is always the swimming pool! Reindeer




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	7/27/2005

Be sure not to release yourself into the water, Be Very Sure - Please don't pee or poop in the ocean, or release any other bodily fluids either!